Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

(572 Posts)
Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 19:40:20

We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Woo hoo! It's Wednesday! I'm half poster, half MACHINE, baby.

Ah, but you are but a one trick pony Sue. Whereas I am a whole field of ponies.

grin

Is it wrong to admit that Stuart Baggs The Brand was my favourite ever love to hate apprentice?

Dammit, you're right. I am also Einstein and Jessica Rabbit and Roseanne Barr too

I loved Baggs too. What did we call him? How quickly we forget <sniffs>

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 18:00:48

I can't remember any of them <weeps>

My brain is deteriorating with old age.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 18:09:04

Flat pack furniture tonight!!!!

Half poster half machine? grin

Chockyeggpants Wed 15-May-13 18:21:05

ALEX &HIS EYEBROWS TO WIN
"Shut up you shit." ( to Jason)
This man is epic.

SILLY shit. The silly is important.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 18:24:42

shock

That picture is epic Sue.

I wonder why the photographer placed those executive balls just there? grin

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 18:38:03

Sue, I can never unsee that sight!

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BMW6 Wed 15-May-13 18:38:06

Just going to bleach my eyeballs after seeing Stuart "The Brand" Baggs naked (shudder)......

I'm having liquer coffee with The Apprentice - with dark rum, yum yum!!

BOF Wed 15-May-13 18:46:58

Can we have a new thread for tonight? It gets hard to load for me once it's this big.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 18:53:31

Go for it BOF, start a new one.

I already hate eyebrow man because of the way he swears at the other candidates. I mean, I know that WE all find it funny, but he is trying to get a position with sralan where he will be in charge of a company.

How on earth will he treat staff? If anyone at work referred to me as anything with the word shit or pleb in it, I'd be straight on to HR.

Its insulting and derogatory to the candidates that he is using these phrases at and I am hoping that he will be pulled up about it in a hugely humiliating fashion in the boardroom at some point.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:10:39

I come from a working background of swearing and occasional physical violence. My boss once chased someone into the toilets and hammered on the cubicle raging: 'Come out and face me, you cowardly cunt.'

Being called a silly shit wouldn't register for me.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:19:46

Actually, that's not true. If the Count swore at me I'd swear back. If someone senior to me did it I'd swallow it. From some of the people I've known, 'you silly shit' would be affectionate.

You're all silly shits <said with love>

Will I have to put the Baggs pic on the new thread too? To make it homely, like?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:26:16

here you go a lovely new thread for BOF

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:27:24

YOU ARE ALL (YES ALL OF YOU) CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE NEW THREAD, AND ASKED (POLITELY OF COURSE) TO STOP POSTING ON THIS ONE

just so no-one feels left out, like

grin

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:51:20

Will I have to put the Baggs pic on the new thread too?

Yes please. Love Baggs. Loved Tre Azam too.

Am going now maryz bossy shit

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:40:00

This is the first time I've seen it - what's with the makeup?!

[hides behind the sofa]

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