Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

[Tee2072]

We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

[SauvignonBlanche]

He is scary looking, isn't he?

[JillJ72]

DS watched the repeat on BBC Three. He called Neil hairy-necked man!

[SuePurblybilt]

[naffedoff]

This is who Alex reminds me of - Pee Wee Herman

[SadOldGit]

I thought eyebrow man looked like a shop manekin - sort of plastic and shiney

[KatoPotato]

I'm ready to squirm at the chap who looks like peewee Herman blown up with a bicycle pump...

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

Oh lovely new thread

[AndWhenYouGetThere]

Pee Wee Herman (Alex), Hairy Necked Man (Neil), Mrs Spoon (Dr Rebecca) and Sideshow Bob (dearly departed teacher Jaz) - okay I'm following so far.

Who's the Count? And did anyone else get a nickname yet?

I'm revising on iPlayer (missed it last night because of actual business - grr! The reality TV version is much more fun!)

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Apparently tonight's episode is a cracker, one of the best ever apparently, according to Heat magazine.

They are all such tools, I love it.

[AndWhenYouGetThere]

And who is eyebrow man? There are at least 6 sets of eyebrows of note going on this series! (Was that in the CV screening?!)

[Anthracite]

I am really favouring the boys (in contrast to previous years).

The girls are all too weird with they awful eye makeup (the only normal one was fired last night). I'm shallow at this stage off the Apprentice, I admit.

[SuePurblybilt]

The Count, and Eyebrow Man I am guessing, is the Vampire chap - Welsh boyo. You Silly Shit Man

But they all have amazing eyebrows.

[naffedoff]

There is only one true 'eyebrow man', aka Count, aka Pee Wee Herman, aka Dracula - that is Welshman Alex. He is now hogging the nicknames - he has far too many.

[Tee2072]

Who is Mrs Spoon? I don't mean who on The Apprentice, who is the character?

[American and confused emoticon]

[MelanieCheeks]

Hair, eyebrows, eyeshadow, hairy necks, and a really mouthy bunch!

Can't wait for episode 2

[SuePurblybilt]

Did you never watch Button Moon, Tee?
You'll have to take our word for it, so

[Tee2072]

No, never seen it, just Googled, I get it now!

[LineRunner]

The woman have very click-clacky heels, like Tanya in EE. The men are quite volatile, I think.

I should be a reviewer, me.

[Tee2072]

Off to make popcorn...who wants?

[Chubfuddler]

Kids puppet show from 1970s - 80s called button moon.

I loved button moon.


I did cringe for the twat who started some little speech thanking lord Sugar for, I'm not sure what really, the rainbows and buttercups maybe. The others looked like they had scented blood. They'll rip him apart.

[Chubfuddler]

X posted with the whole world.

[ChippyMinton]

GetOrf - really - the best ever? I was about to give it up after the first episode as I fell asleep.

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

What was he thinking, giving that little speech?
It was bizarre.

I am wondering why there are quite so many eyebrows this year?

[Tee2072]

Apprentice: The Year of the Eyebrow

[SuePurblybilt]

This is the eyebrows year. Last year it was ChildrenofTheCorn-Blue eyes.
We've had to trade chins for eyebrows though. Only one chin in Team Dick, and that's covered in hair.