No thread yet? Apprentice tonight!!

(666 Posts)
Tee2072 Tue 07-May-13 17:49:25

Anyone going to watch?

Tee2072 Tue 07-May-13 21:01:20

I'm in love already. With all of them.

ChippingInLovesSunshine Tue 07-May-13 21:01:24

Do you think they ask them to say the wankies thing they can think of??

I take inspiration from napoleon! What you mean you are going to be totally exiled to Elba?

Napoleon? The short arsed bloke whooped at Waterloo?

I want to know which half of her is machine.

TSSDNCOP Tue 07-May-13 21:01:52

Two wankers contestants in and my heart has sunk.

Napoleon? Jessica Rabbit?

FFS

They are all horrendous <sighs happily>

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 07-May-13 21:02:08

Whoop Whoop!
Here we go.
Am as excited as a very excited thing. I am 110% excited.

Some STONKING eyebrows already this year. And thats just Surrallun

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 07-May-13 21:02:56

People are hungry for this dill ?

Are they having smoked salmon? How perfectly lovely.

Does the one man have no eyelashes? Or is it just that his eyebrows are so startling?

TSSDNCOP Tue 07-May-13 21:03:10

Lets have a bet on whether any of them will listen to the rules of the first challenge.

Will any of them remember basic arithmetic?

Dillytante Tue 07-May-13 21:03:11

Hello! I'm so happy!

Glittertwins Tue 07-May-13 21:03:12

Effortless superiority???

love the way Surralun says utterly banal things with some emphasis.

I believe. That DAY. Follows night <pause for applause>

<applauds>

NishiNoUsagi Tue 07-May-13 21:03:48

I'm cringing already at all of them grin

Tee2072 Tue 07-May-13 21:04:02

hazel myself, I'm going to give 115%, myself.

I love eyebrows man already. The chinless wonder grin

Chubfuddler Tue 07-May-13 21:04:09

The trailer on radio 2 nearly made me crash the car. I AM HALF MACHINE!!!

And then they get punted at a supermarket till and crumble. Hilarious.

TSSDNCOP Tue 07-May-13 21:04:25

The man with no eyelashes looks like Joey in Friends when he plucked his eyebrows grin

Tee2072 Tue 07-May-13 21:04:34

grin Sue

Glittertwins Tue 07-May-13 21:04:43

Looking remarkably groomed for midnight, I'd be looking half dead!

Dillytante Tue 07-May-13 21:04:43

Eyebrows much?

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 07-May-13 21:04:48

Bugger. Out maths-ed already.
sad

qualitytoffee Tue 07-May-13 21:04:57

Are they all botoxed?

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