The voice- the final auditions. It's 'pure and simple', judges, you need to be ' making your mind up'

(535 Posts)
Raahh Sat 04-May-13 12:52:10

Fred title in ref to the return of jay from Buck's Fizz, and Danny from popstars, hear'say.

Bet neither get through!

I have an excuse, as I'm all flounced from MN apart from Telly freds. So I'm only here and posting on a Saturday. And now I have to take DD riding.

RedPencils Sat 04-May-13 14:16:51

I take it back, then Sue.
FFs you big bunch of slackers. Wtf have you been doing all day?

I loved popstars. It's seems so 'quaint' now, the idea that they would pre record the show and <gasp> have the judges with expertise in the industry actually pick the winners.

I know. And 'nasty' Nigel.

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 17:36:46

Old square heads brother was/is married to Marcella Detroit from Shakespeares Sister.
Random fact of the day alert.

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 17:37:31

Oh yes and I've had a name change <twirls>

from....? Or is that the point?

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 17:56:32

Damn I knew I'd be invisible sad
Its cocolepew.

Raahh Sat 04-May-13 18:04:18

I loved Nasty Nigel. He was a proper judge.

And Marcella Detroit.

I will now be singing squawking 'You're History' for the next hour.
<random>

Hello Cocogrin

Raahh Sat 04-May-13 18:05:36

Jay's middle name is Hilda

grin

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 18:06:22

<waves>

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 18:07:23

I know that made me snort.
I work with a young girl called Ethel. It just doesn't seem right hmm.

I may go and do my make up like them SS girls, in homage. Remember Claggy doing them? In a nightie?

Koko - coco. I seeeeee. And is there a Koko Kardashian? I don't follow them.

Also, and you must read this in your best Ivor the Engine voice, 'stunning singer Bronwen Lewis from the Valleys auditions in Welsh'. Look you.
S'Toma may just wake up from his 40 winks expire

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 18:16:34

No I don't think so. I'm hoping they will adopt me, I'm sick of being skint.
I'll fit right in, my arse is huge.

Some wee kids in school were convinced I was one of Shakespeares Sister, years ago, but it was Marcella. I wanted to be the Bananarama one sad

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 18:17:56

Does everyone in Wales sing ? That's lovely

That'll be nice. I'll start watching then just so I can slag you off on MN grin

kokokardashian Sat 04-May-13 18:30:10

shock unfortunately I look more like the mum in it. Apart from first thing in the morning when I look like the dad.

Raahh Sat 04-May-13 18:39:12

Since S''Toma only has one space left, so are we guessing bronwyn gets it then?[ grin]

I' d love to look like marcella. I think her legs alone are taller than megrin

I may have to fashion me a mini skirt out of a tea towel, for when jay appears.

They all have only one spot left, don't they? Danny may even be full
Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends

Raahh Sat 04-May-13 19:07:33

no- Danny and S'Tom have 11, Jessie has 10, and Bill.je.suis has 9.

So it will be Will-filled week this week-and he will end up with great acts, not the dregs. just to show how heavily edited it is.

So- Bingo- throw things at tv when Jessie --breaths- says 'double denim'

Maryz Sat 04-May-13 19:20:02

Just as a matter of interest, is the last person to be auditioned fucked because they all have filled their 12, or guaranteed a place because someone has always kept one?

To make it fair, they should each get 10 picks in the shows, and then be able to go back for two extras from the rejects.

Raahh Sat 04-May-13 19:28:15

It's hard to tell, really, Maryz-it's so edited, it's impossible to know how it panned out.

I think the auditions should be live. I'm not convinced by the 'blind' bit- how do we know they've not had a dozen attemptsgrin

plus they are PRIMEDgrin- no way did Danny no-mates recognise Kavana.

It matters not, Mary. They are PRIMED

Raahh Sat 04-May-13 19:29:26

x-post grin

Maryz Sat 04-May-13 19:33:25

Oh, yes they are primed.

They always recognise the "famous" people grin

You are really missing a thing of joy with the Irish version though. I have to watch it with my back to it, I find it so cringeworthy.

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