Masterchef - the final FINAL thread

(439 Posts)
Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:37:57

Just starting this, because the other one is almost full

Joining!!

musu Wed 01-May-13 21:40:22

Nat's balls have turnips in them (answer to Cremola).

Cremolafoam Wed 01-May-13 21:40:29

This lot must get sick of the sight of cuckoo spit foam and frogspawn shortbread

pepperrabbit Wed 01-May-13 21:40:39

Larkin - last chance...

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:41:43

Oh, are we here now? confused

Larkin's having a good day.

dementedma Wed 01-May-13 21:42:40

Chef is getting worried......move it Larkin

Cremolafoam Wed 01-May-13 21:43:03

Lolololol @ Jon looking through the window like its csi

Cremolafoam Wed 01-May-13 21:45:34

Larkins broken.
Burst plastic bags.

I wish the competition was about cooking not bloody using fancy pants
Machinery. Sick to death of the plastic en vide dodah

pepperrabbit Wed 01-May-13 21:45:36

John looks like he's aged 10 years in the last week.

MousyMouse Wed 01-May-13 21:46:06

the chef looks really worried and pissed off
but he's probably glad he can blame all faults on the pretend-master-chefs

musu Wed 01-May-13 21:47:47

I wonder what it tastes like?

absolutmum Wed 01-May-13 21:47:57

Fish, meringues and coal. Poncetastic.

Cremolafoam Wed 01-May-13 21:48:13

Stupid rockery food .
Unnecessary

"As an amateur cook" ......... I think that sums Larkin up sadly.

WipsGlitter Wed 01-May-13 21:48:41

How did Larkin get this far?

rootypig Wed 01-May-13 21:49:24

oooh Clare Smyth is terrifying even when she's saying something nice

MirandaWest Wed 01-May-13 21:49:51

At least Larkin's looked nice shame he basically cocked it up

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:50:28

Funnily enough nature had stuck that duck skin on just fine. Then you ripped it off....

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:50:34

Larkin is proud of that?

He didn't bloody cook any of it. Or arrange it ffs.

absolutmum Wed 01-May-13 21:51:31

Duck flaying for beginners.

dementedma Wed 01-May-13 21:51:31

Go natlee

Cremolafoam Wed 01-May-13 21:51:32

I am shit scared of Clare .

Natalie's on fire. Go on dawlin!

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:51:54

I'm very proud that I got the first and last post on the old thread

Ooh I would like to eat Natalie's dish

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