Masterchef - new thread

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PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:28:42

Get in here Stairs grin

<drawing of beans on toast>

Bessie123 Fri 12-Apr-13 20:38:50

Crushed new potatoes <shock>

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:39:04

Pan fried pan fried. It's just fried you pretentious cheffy fools

Bessie123 Fri 12-Apr-13 20:39:09

Hehe @ stairs

Ambridge Fri 12-Apr-13 20:39:19

Barry has an unfortunate fondness for rather grey, shapeless T-shirts....

DuffyMoon Fri 12-Apr-13 20:40:12

Mmm lovely curries

Bessie123 Fri 12-Apr-13 20:40:16

Oooh, she uses the whole spices <immature Bessie>

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:40:29

Did she just say that cooking is her heroin?

Jokey Greg. Disturbing.

I have a curry. Made by Mr Tesco.

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:41:08

I love Tomasina

Bessie123 Fri 12-Apr-13 20:41:09

Who is going to make Greg do a dad dance today?

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:41:40

I've made beef in oyster sauce. Pan fried, obvs

Ambridge Fri 12-Apr-13 20:42:37

Gosh, are there things that need to be brought together at the right moment? Who'd have thought it? hmm

Bessie123 Fri 12-Apr-13 20:42:51

That sea bass thing actually looks delicious

Yes, I'd eat that. Lovely.

DuffyMoon Fri 12-Apr-13 20:43:50

What like for a meal ambridge?

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:43:59

Ok, so will Graeme rise to the occasion?

Ambridge Fri 12-Apr-13 20:44:28

Apparently. It's amazing!

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:44:41

Oh no his sauce spurted

Bessie123 Fri 12-Apr-13 20:44:48

Eeew, runny brown stuff on a plate

DuffyMoon Fri 12-Apr-13 20:44:54

Oooo messy squirting there Graham

Not liking beetroot tube.

thistlelicker Fri 12-Apr-13 20:45:15

I loved the thread yesterday lol

PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:45:21

Ok that looks like a vagina. On a period.

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