Master chef

(961 Posts)
Maryz Wed 27-Mar-13 19:58:57

Is there no thread this week?

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:22:52

Which is Paul? The bartender is a little...ummm dense

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:23:04

She made her own! I like Jill.

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:23:41

Spank her Greg for not mixing...spank her

Maryz Wed 27-Mar-13 20:24:00

Stairs, that's the thing that gets me about the prof kitchens. They touch the food all the time and they sweat!

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:24:16

Noooo Duffy.. do not speak of the spanky man.

beanandspud Wed 27-Mar-13 20:24:45

I like Jill although for some reason I picture her more on Casualty than Masterchef.

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:24:46

Yes, Mary. And wear rings. Rings! <stares hard at pressure-woman>

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:24:50

Pressure woman looks like she is wearing a Christmas Day frock smile

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:25:32

Her rings match her frock. I judged her on that.

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:26:09

And remember, its a judgy programme. So set free your judgey side.

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:26:26

I may have judged the frock slightly blush

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:26:31

Your balls are a bit heavy, Toby <frown>

beanandspud Wed 27-Mar-13 20:27:21

Can I judge John on the way he says 'paaarrrrsta'?

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:27:27

Hate the feel of heavy balls in my mouth...

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:27:39

Yes. In fact, you are obliged to, bean.

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:27:46

Leon...what the fuck is that

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:28:24

Mmm wet balls

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:29:08

I am laughing Duffy, and also feeling revulsion. Interesting combination.

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:29:19

Whose going? Leon and pressure woman?

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:29:31

Love the balls discussion.

Bessie123 Wed 27-Mar-13 20:29:42

Ewwww, 2 different minces. Sounds grim

PseudoBadger Wed 27-Mar-13 20:29:54

Parrrsta disarrrrsta

DuffyMoon Wed 27-Mar-13 20:30:14

Or Paul ? Hmm

Bessie123 Wed 27-Mar-13 20:30:31

<snigger> @ lack of experience with pasta and meatballs

StairsInTheNight Wed 27-Mar-13 20:30:41

Yeah. Leon wet balls and blandy Paul balls. Sophie had heavy balls.

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