Hollyoaks - catch me up please!

(40 Posts)
Skillbo Fri 01-Feb-13 18:53:16

Sorry - not watched since the great wedding carnage as have been a bit all over the shop so could someone help.me...

There's a new baby at the McQueens?
Will is in a wheelchair?
Ste & Brendon are together - where's Doug?

and of course al the other gripping bits I've missed grin

Skillbo Fri 01-Feb-13 21:21:55

C'mon - I know you're out there, H'Oaks fans grin

Ameybee Fri 01-Feb-13 21:24:50

Baby is John Paul's and his boyfriends (well clearly not the egg!)!

Will threw himself down the stairs after confessing about him & Texas shagging (but he's made Texas thing she pushed him).

Doug gave ste a chance to go to Brendan and he did!! X

TimothyClaypoleLover Fri 01-Feb-13 21:28:31

Oh I hope nasty Will gets found out. He gives me the creeps.

And the whole Esther thing is really sad, I hope the bullies get what they deserve.

Hollyoaks is my guilty pleasure!

Newyearoldmum Fri 01-Feb-13 21:30:27

I haven't seen it for a while either - pesky life getting in the way lol. What's happening with the Esther/bullying storyline? Are they going to be found out?

TimothyClaypoleLover Fri 01-Feb-13 21:32:56

Esther tried to kill herself and now needs new kidney and liver. Ruby/Sinead still being vile to her. No sign of bullies getting caught but surely they must do.

LovesGSD Fri 01-Feb-13 22:06:44

I stopped watching years ago but have started again every now and then, what relation is Ruby to Jack and Frankie? what happened to Max and OB? (yes it's been that long lol)

TimothyClaypoleLover Fri 01-Feb-13 23:11:17

I always thought that Ruby was Neville and Suzanne's niece as Duncan (her brother) used to live with the Ashworths. So not sure how Ruby ended up with Jack and Frankie.

Max died on his wedding day to Steph - one of the saddest episodes ever! OB moved to London with posh acting girlfriend.

Skillbo Fri 01-Feb-13 23:36:43

I can help with Ruby... When Suzanne & Nev split up and went their separate ways,Duncan moved in with Darren and then they both moved in with Frankie & Jack and then Ruby ran away from home and found Duncan and F & J took her in. When Duncan left, they told her to stay although am sure they won't once it comes out about poor Esther.

I also hope the bullies get their comeupance (is that a word) as it really wasn't Esther's fault... Bart is a tool but then so is Sinead (am probably just wishing i was that young again!)

and Will is creepy and the whole stairs thing would explain the look on his face when they slow-clapped Texas.. surely she knows she didn't do it?

Skillbo Fri 01-Feb-13 23:39:25

And sad for Ste & Doug as D clearly way better for him (Brendon is just odd and i know that's how he's supposed to be but I'm just not a fan of his character at all!)

TimothyClaypoleLover Fri 01-Feb-13 23:42:46

Oh I am loving Brendan and his moustache! And now its all coming out about his dad it explains so much about his character and I actually feel sorry for him and like him.

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 01-Feb-13 23:43:55

Will threw himself down the stairs ? Wowsers, I must have glanced away, as I totally missed that bit then! So I guess it's only him and the viewer that know that?

I hate Sinead, can I say that? Horrid character, and it irks me that such a dreadful, thick-as-mince portrayal is meant to be the bright one. Really, you've got a full scholarship to vet school? Hope she gets found out and loses it. It'll be almost as good as when the van door splatted Maddie.

I love Hollyoaks. I even sort of love Brendan when I shouldn't and feel sorry for him because of his dad.

Will is a creepy fucker. He has a twisted mind tbh

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 01-Feb-13 23:44:59

So the Brendan/Ste/Doug/Walker story is going to kick off again, isn;t it? Walker is back, and out for revenge... Suspect that he'll get Doug to help off Brendan?

Hazel I did a inside cheer when the door landed on her after she left Neil and wouldn't help him out of the van

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 01-Feb-13 23:46:04

Ooh, so obvs John Paul will have to get it on with one of the above. Doug I guess.

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 01-Feb-13 23:47:12

Sp - we share the same taste in quality telly, don't we.
The bitch deserved to die after ignoring poor Neil. I really hoped he'd been magically blown into a soft corn field, from where he would be rescued sad

Walker seems to have got his son involved and has got him to work for Brendan. Brendan and JP had a night together in Ireland.

Doug is the inky other gay so JP doesn't have much choice grin

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 01-Feb-13 23:49:06

Or... I have just googled HO spoilers... shall I post one here?

Hazel I love Hollyoaks. I have no idea why because it is so ott and unrealistic.

I cried when Jackie had to hold Rhys as he died and she couldn't tell him he was dying. Though he was a dick it was sad.

<i need a life>

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 01-Feb-13 23:55:00

I bloody love Jackie. She has had the shittest life, and she's the nice one out of the bunch and it all goes wrong for her. And Rhys - she loved him and she had no idea that he wanted to run off with Cindy, AND had got that little scrubber pregnant*. I cried too.

* Skillbo - Jackie etc now know that Rhys is the father, but they agreed to keep it secret, for Bart's sake. But he's run off now too (not sure if forever, or just for plotline), and there has been no mention of it all since.

TimothyClaypoleLover Fri 01-Feb-13 23:56:13

I think its quite refreshing though that there are 8 gay characters, much higher ratio than the other soaps.

Oh hope Walker doesn't get his revenge, want to see Brendan and Ste ride off into the sunset.

Skillbo Sat 02-Feb-13 00:22:52

Hazel - Sinead is pregnant with Rhys' baby???

How can people NOT love this programme?

Skillbo Sat 02-Feb-13 00:26:55

Am actually not holding my breath about the bullies because they don't always end things very well in Hollyoaks village. For example, i always wanted it to come out that Rhys (him againgrin ) spiked his brothers drink.which caused Josh to drive drunk, cause a crash, become a bit of a lush and basically wreck his life.. with Rhys dead, that's never going to happen!!

KatoPotato Sat 02-Feb-13 00:29:09

It's my remaining guilty pleasure. Marking place!

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