No OBEM thread this week?

(185 Posts)
GettingObsessive Wed 23-Jan-13 21:04:25

Who's watching?

eagleray Wed 23-Jan-13 21:23:52

envy at getting to use pool

I'm sure that blonde midwife is great, but I'm not sure I could take her seriously if I was in labour!

IAmLouisWalsh Wed 23-Jan-13 21:24:18

eagleray - what have you been doing?

Make sure the socks match the bib. And you need a dummy with baby's name on.

Booyhoo Wed 23-Jan-13 21:24:20

columbian guy is very funny! grin

GettingObsessive Wed 23-Jan-13 21:24:23

Xpost! Or maybe she's 9 years younger?

Oh look it's that squeaky midwife again. I'm sure she's lovely, but that voice! I had a lawyer on the other side in a transaction with a voice like that once. SO hard to take her seriously.

That blonde midwife is so irritating. I'm sure she's very good at her job, but I wouldn't want her anywhere near me if I was in labour.

Bue Wed 23-Jan-13 21:24:34

No Maud is 33! She is lovely.

eagleray Wed 23-Jan-13 21:24:39

Sorry Empire - me too. Fingers crossed for both of us for next week

bootsycollins Wed 23-Jan-13 21:25:40

Loving the Paddingtons with the tunes

eagleray Wed 23-Jan-13 21:26:04

ooh - that's what my Argentinian toyboy lover used to say to me "you are my queen"

Booyhoo Wed 23-Jan-13 21:27:07

could really punch the guy in the jack daniels t-shirt!

bootsycollins Wed 23-Jan-13 21:27:08

Eagle grin

The dad is called Daniel? The son will be called Jack..

hmm

I'd be telling him exactly where to shove his Snickers.

sailorsgal Wed 23-Jan-13 21:27:47

He reminds me of Kurt from Corrie. grin

Bue Wed 23-Jan-13 21:27:47

I'm sick of Jack already and he hasn't even been born yet.

GettingObsessive Wed 23-Jan-13 21:27:49

God, I bet my DH will be like Northern husband - eating all the snacks within minutes of arriving and then saying "What?! You didn't want any!!"

He really is annoying, isn't he?

legoqueen Wed 23-Jan-13 21:27:54

Not sure if she's weeping in pain or in frustration with Northern dad's inane chatter...

bootsycollins Wed 23-Jan-13 21:28:40

Northern dad looks like a potato with eyes, somebody should tell him that fashions for people with no style.

eagleray Wed 23-Jan-13 21:29:39

Peeing myself at potato with eyes!

I bet he eats all her toast after the baby arrival, too. DH did that after DD was born. I'm still annoyed by it, nearly 2 years on.

Booyhoo Wed 23-Jan-13 21:29:46

why does he want jack to be just on the edge of what's fashionable? confused

i think he's odd. quite immature.

legoqueen Wed 23-Jan-13 21:30:19

Columbian guy has had such a hard life...

ggirl Wed 23-Jan-13 21:30:21

oh god ..poor bloke sad

Why would you have aspirations about how your kid dresses? He's weird.

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