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I would rather have a random person off the street than my mother with me when giving birth!

Only 4 years older than me. Wow I look good by comparison!

My DM refused to be my birthing partner

<affronted>

Do condoms really and honestly split? Shame if they felt the need to over exaggerate how she conceived, it's not anyone's business is it?

Mum seems quite domineering, the "babydaddy" should be there.

I "forgot" a pill on Dd1!

Aunt I am older and was going to post the same thing but bottled out. I will hang off your tail now with that one.

me too Sparkling my Mum would be a nightmare, re-living all her 5 birth experiences through me which she did anyway over the phone from 130 miles away

I am so glad I didnt let my mum in the delivery room with us! I love her loads but just no..... TBH I don't think dad is going to get a look in with baby if he isnt even allowed at the birth (thats the impression I got anyway). Bet granny will be in the thick of it all the time. At least thats the impression I get. Or maybe I'm projecting? My mum would have been like that given half the chance! (she'd never admit it tho!)

I a here!

I thought the 'we were inseparable apart from when we split up' was funny too.

I also think the 'she forgot her pill and the comdom split' may not be strictly factual. <cynical in a nonjudgmental way>

Why has she told him not to come?

Checking in!

DH has gone to play football so I can watch it without him moaning all the way thru it, or watching football on the iPad next to me.

Wow, it's the hair-bear bunch!

So have both couples been together for a year?! Why the hurry?

OMG reptiles near baby !!!

these shows always remind me that there's a partner for everyone out there

I'm watching. Thought it might put me off my broodiness...

No way would I let my Mum in the delivery room. She'd have stressed me right out.

The head piercing, how does that work?

Billy me and DH had only been together a year and 2 weeks when our first dc was born. We have been together 10 years now!!

I mean how does it stay in?

She's running out of Skin!

tough it's an implant/transdermal anchor.

I'm watching...