Is anyone still watching TOWIE?

(41 Posts)
Bessie123 Mon 03-Dec-12 00:58:27

Isn't Arg a complete dick? Even amongst that lot of complete fucking twats he manages to stand out just a little bit as being even more fucking annoying. I do like the show grin

getagoldtoof Thu 06-Dec-12 22:19:56

I'm watching it now. It is making my insides mush I'm cringing so hard. I feel like my eyes might pop out.

Arg is a DICK. Poor Lyd indeed. His 'singing'... he is a fucking joke.

Kirk managed a caricature of an actual human didn't he?! Better than his usual dead in the eyes, creepy lost boy shit.

Speaking of which, Charlie is insane. Why doesn't he just find a nice young man?

Bessie123 Thu 06-Dec-12 10:19:33

Hehe, Arg is like mole, I hadn't seen it till you said. Him doing that stupid dance to singing in the rain that someone obviously choreographed for him when he was about 14 was SO embarrassing.

SilverSky Thu 06-Dec-12 00:40:54

Charlie is a right short arse. The live show was hideous. Seeing them all waiting for their cues.

Arg is like a big mole. The underground type.

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 05-Dec-12 12:50:07

Just comes across that jasmine wants any man

And yes kirk is just as bad

And Charlie must be gay/bi

Bluesue26 Wed 05-Dec-12 10:52:21

Why is Jasmine a slag for going on a date with Charlie and Kirk but it was ok for Kirk, who to be honest is an absolute scumbag, to spend the nignt with Lauren? Double standards much?
And why in Gods name will Charlie just not come out of the closet?

Blondeshavemorefun Tue 04-Dec-12 14:51:22

Bibi - yes I saw that - it was DANNI and she backtracked lol

Jasmine seems to be a slag getting about with the male towie lot

Arg then kirk then Charlie and when he tried to kiss her - jasmine kissed him
Back

Yes I thought kirk could sing an Arg couldn't let alone Chloe / soooooo tone deaf but so am I smile

Was cringeworthy esp with granny wright having a spray tan/naked in booth are Arg trying to find his trousers

But in the end they made money for breast cancer and that's got to be a good thing

Bullincathkidston Tue 04-Dec-12 09:04:47

I love Bobby, me and dd bumped in to him in Covent garden one day.

He was a complete sweet heart, very charming and chatted to us for ages.
When we were leaving he gave us both massive air kisses, and generally made a fuss of us.

Of course we had not a clue who he was at the time. smile

onyx72 Tue 04-Dec-12 08:55:45

I watched it with my hands in front of my eyes.

Did anyone see Jasmin look at the producers as if to say 'Was that OK?' after her argument with Charlie?
Kirk's singing voice only sounds OK when compared to the rest of those muppets.
And what was Carol and Debbie's sketch supposed to be about?

MrsBucketxx Tue 04-Dec-12 08:50:32

arg's gut hanging out under his cumberbund boak

chipstick10 Tue 04-Dec-12 08:19:41

I couldn't believe how dreadful it was. Omg it was beyond cringe. It's lost all of its charm. It jumped the shark a few series back though it was still watchable...but last nightshock

MrsBucketxx Tue 04-Dec-12 07:31:19

it was so bad its good, totally cringe worthy.

jasmine deserved what she got. stupid girl. why did they do this? i dont understand.

MrsTomHardy Mon 03-Dec-12 23:12:23

Kirk was the best thing about that show...

It was cringe cringe cringe but I had to keep watching grin

Bessie123 Mon 03-Dec-12 23:04:38

Really? You liked his singing?

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 23:02:44

Yeah Kirk surprised me he can actually sing

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:58:23

Arg is awful. How he thinks he can make it in the West End I'll never know. He looks embarrassed on stage. And so he should. Kirk is a much better singer than him.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Mon 03-Dec-12 22:55:07

Mind you I don't know what is worse - Arg's laughing face or Arg's singing face. Ugly fucker.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Mon 03-Dec-12 22:54:01

What the hell were they thinking?

Acorn Antiques is about right.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Mon 03-Dec-12 22:52:50

Oh god - this show is my guilty pleasure but this live version is AWFUL.

Arg is ghastly. Can you imagine having sex with it? Poor lydia.

This is making me cringe to death.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 22:47:16

Missed that BiBi
Think whoever came up with this idea needs sacking pronto

BiBiBroccoli Mon 03-Dec-12 22:37:43

did you see the girl walk into the background during Charlie and Jasmins argument, then try and sneak back out again? It's getting worse by the minute, yet still I cannot avert my eyes!

It's a bit like like an Essex version of Acorn antiques.

hatesponge Mon 03-Dec-12 22:35:06

This really is terrible.

It's like the sort of shit we used to do in 'improvised' school plays...shockingly bad!

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:31:00

I want to turn it off too, but I can't, I just can't. It's compellingly bad.

BiBiBroccoli Mon 03-Dec-12 22:19:52

it really is a pile of steaming shite isn't it? I don't know why I can't just turn it off but I just can't believe what I am seeing.

If Alex 'Reidinator' Reid turns up I won't be able to cope. He makes me feel queasy.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:17:07

It's even more awkward than normal.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 22:14:04

Why have they done this?!

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