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I'm watching it now. It is making my insides mush I'm cringing so hard. I feel like my eyes might pop out.

Arg is a DICK. Poor Lyd indeed. His 'singing'... he is a fucking joke.

Kirk managed a caricature of an actual human didn't he?! Better than his usual dead in the eyes, creepy lost boy shit.

Speaking of which, Charlie is insane. Why doesn't he just find a nice young man?

Hehe, Arg is like mole, I hadn't seen it till you said. Him doing that stupid dance to singing in the rain that someone obviously choreographed for him when he was about 14 was SO embarrassing.

Charlie is a right short arse. The live show was hideous. Seeing them all waiting for their cues.

Arg is like a big mole. The underground type.

Just comes across that jasmine wants any man

And yes kirk is just as bad

And Charlie must be gay/bi

Why is Jasmine a slag for going on a date with Charlie and Kirk but it was ok for Kirk, who to be honest is an absolute scumbag, to spend the nignt with Lauren? Double standards much?
And why in Gods name will Charlie just not come out of the closet?

Bibi - yes I saw that - it was DANNI and she backtracked lol

Jasmine seems to be a slag getting about with the male towie lot

Arg then kirk then Charlie and when he tried to kiss her - jasmine kissed him
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Yes I thought kirk could sing an Arg couldn't let alone Chloe / soooooo tone deaf but so am I

Was cringeworthy esp with granny wright having a spray tan/naked in booth are Arg trying to find his trousers

But in the end they made money for breast cancer and that's got to be a good thing

I love Bobby, me and dd bumped in to him in Covent garden one day.

He was a complete sweet heart, very charming and chatted to us for ages.
When we were leaving he gave us both massive air kisses, and generally made a fuss of us.

Of course we had not a clue who he was at the time.

I watched it with my hands in front of my eyes.

Did anyone see Jasmin look at the producers as if to say 'Was that OK?' after her argument with Charlie?
Kirk's singing voice only sounds OK when compared to the rest of those muppets.
And what was Carol and Debbie's sketch supposed to be about?

arg's gut hanging out under his cumberbund boak

I couldn't believe how dreadful it was. Omg it was beyond cringe. It's lost all of its charm. It jumped the shark a few series back though it was still watchable...but last night

it was so bad its good, totally cringe worthy.

jasmine deserved what she got. stupid girl. why did they do this? i dont understand.

Kirk was the best thing about that show...

It was cringe cringe cringe but I had to keep watching

Really? You liked his singing?

Yeah Kirk surprised me he can actually sing

Arg is awful. How he thinks he can make it in the West End I'll never know. He looks embarrassed on stage. And so he should. Kirk is a much better singer than him.

Mind you I don't know what is worse - Arg's laughing face or Arg's singing face. Ugly fucker.

What the hell were they thinking?

Acorn Antiques is about right.

Oh god - this show is my guilty pleasure but this live version is AWFUL.

Arg is ghastly. Can you imagine having sex with it? Poor lydia.

This is making me cringe to death.

Missed that BiBi
Think whoever came up with this idea needs sacking pronto

did you see the girl walk into the background during Charlie and Jasmins argument, then try and sneak back out again? It's getting worse by the minute, yet still I cannot avert my eyes!

It's a bit like like an Essex version of Acorn antiques.

This really is terrible.

It's like the sort of shit we used to do in 'improvised' school plays...shockingly bad!

I want to turn it off too, but I can't, I just can't. It's compellingly bad.

it really is a pile of steaming shite isn't it? I don't know why I can't just turn it off but I just can't believe what I am seeing.

If Alex 'Reidinator' Reid turns up I won't be able to cope. He makes me feel queasy.

It's even more awkward than normal.

Why have they done this?!