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That was fantastic! Well done him.

Hugo is a good sort really.

Rah for Hugo!

Top banana Hugo. Great presence of mind.

Am I a bad person to be willing it all along just so we can get to the fake tan bit?

Good Job. Well done Hugo!

Yeah what is it with Helen and her lips?

Why would you care about your fake tan when you're covered in shit and stuff in a Jungle?

Aw, well done Hugo.
I'd have been more scared of the deep water than the wildlife under there.
I so want Eric out tonight, but I'd like to see him do a trial, like the worse trial ever.
I really, really don't like him.

Why has she put tan on? It looks stoooopid. Her pale skin is actually lovely, if only the dimwit realised.

Are they getting fake baked?

Well coughed and gobbed Eric!

As if Colin buys his pants in H&M!

I rarely say this but . . . . OMG. THE TAN!

HAHAHAHA she looks fucking ridiculous

A spray tan and blow dry every two days?

Helen what a mess. Take the tanning lotion away.

Why doesn't she just have a brazilian blow dry?

Oooo Eric had his claws well and truly out there

Mind you she did snap back.

Eric won't do a trial. He is a wimp.

Charlie will do the next one.

Three items, ffs.

Love Ashley.

Not The Mirror! What will Helen do when she can't see her best friend anymore?

had me in stitches! Helen, the body of the milkyway galaxy completed with a face from the oompa loompas. Wonka would love her
As for Eric can't stand him

HaHaRosemary doing the lip touching thing that Helens got going on.

The shock on Helen's face when she realised the mirror had gone

Is the lip patting a nervous thing? It's so weird.

Helen looks like she needs a jolly good wash now. What a numpty.

Does it plump up ones lips if one dabs them continuously?