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X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 18/11/2012 19:38

Entry is priced at one pun Grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

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MikeLitoris · 18/11/2012 19:40

Nanfucker for def. Heard him on R1 earlier and he got right on my nerves.

Him and baby shits in bottom.

But hopefully Rylans psychic is right and he fucks off home.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 18/11/2012 19:41

Ella is def in trouble. Terrible version of the song.

NanfuckerAngry I can't even comment. Grin

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lisad123 · 18/11/2012 19:42

Chris and boy bands

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MmeLindor · 18/11/2012 19:42

Sadly, I don't think Nanfucker will go.

I am worried we might be stuck with him for a while yet.

Rylan and Ella in the bottom two. We are due another shock horror bottom two.

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LineRunner · 18/11/2012 19:42

Ella and Rylan.

Nanfucker is cheating somehow inviolable.

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BadgersBottom · 18/11/2012 19:43

Agree Ella could be in a spot of bother. I truly wish nanfucker was down down down in the two, but I very much fear he won't be.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 18/11/2012 19:43

Olly Murs is performing, as is Alicia Keys.
I wonder who is doing the 'master' class? Or have they given up on that?

I die for the group yowl

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chocolateshoes · 18/11/2012 19:43

i missed it last night - am surprised about Ella. Was she really so bad? I'm hoping Rylan's time has come to leave

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MsElleTow · 18/11/2012 19:43

If it is between Rylan and Nanfuker I would prefer Rylan to stay.

Useless fact of the night is Rylan isn't called Rylan at all, he is called Ross, and he was asked to do a porn movie and turned it down!

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LineRunner · 18/11/2012 19:44

Nanfucker's swan song to be, I Kissed My Nan And I Liked It.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 18/11/2012 19:44

I think Rylan is safe, he will have had LOADSA coverage for his cheekiness.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 18/11/2012 19:45

How do you come up with a name like Rylan? D-Ross would have been much better.Grin

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LineRunner · 18/11/2012 19:45

They are all probably getting more votes than Police Commissioners.

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Dillydollydaydream · 18/11/2012 19:45

I didn't know that Shock

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AnyFucker · 18/11/2012 19:46

Why why is Rylan is growing on me < shakes fist at self>

Please, please that NanFucker (I keep doubletaking when I read that, because it looks like my nn mis-spelled Smile ...) and that fucking pathetic boyband are in the bottom two

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AnyFucker · 18/11/2012 19:46

or Chowmein...I get he's quite a good singer, but god where are that bloke's balls ?

has he got any ?

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 18/11/2012 19:47

Talking of dross- how crap is the new Girls Aloud single?

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lisad123 · 18/11/2012 19:49

I'm fed up of Ella and her wobblerly riffs

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AnyFucker · 18/11/2012 19:49

About as shite as the Robbie fatfucker Williams one

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MmeLindor · 18/11/2012 19:49

Raah
I just saw them on Strictly. Very crap, is the answer. They rap!

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MsElleTow · 18/11/2012 19:49

Raah, DS1 has just come out as a Girls Aloud fan! He has even asked me to phone up tomorrow to see of there are any disabled seats left so me and him can go and see them and he can get a good view up their skirts!

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 18/11/2012 19:49

Any-Shitsinger keeps Chowmein's balls in her handbag.Grin

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AnyFucker · 18/11/2012 19:50

I think that James fella should win. Except it will be the death chime for his career, unfortunately. And imagine ! Being forced to go on the X Factor Tour ! A fate worse than death.

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AnyFucker · 18/11/2012 19:51

Raahh Grin

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 18/11/2012 19:51

Mme- they were c-rap.

And Pint size Kylie make me feel old. And short. She is 5 inches TALLER than me.I am several feet wider

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