bigpappi problems

(153 Posts)
mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 12:01:35

Me and bigpappibags are having problems with our kids, they keep smashing up teles and consoles because of their fueled rage. What can I do to stop this? angryangryangry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

Skiingmaniac Tue 25-Mar-14 12:11:39


mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 12:12:02

Am having trouble with the kids at the mo

MirandaWest Tue 25-Mar-14 12:12:51

How many televisions and consoles do you have that they keep smashing them up? Sounds horrible sad

titchy Tue 25-Mar-14 12:21:12

Errr don't refer to your dp as bigpappibags for a start.....

Secondly don't replace said consoles when they smash them up.

Thirdly withdraw all sources of income until they have effectively paid for them.

Fourthly get some professional help - kids don't normally continually smash stuff up in rage. Once or twice maybe, not all the time.

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Tue 25-Mar-14 12:37:11

Are you a visitor from somewhere else?

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Tue 25-Mar-14 12:37:49

I'm going to call everyone I meet Bigpappibags from now on.

TheProsAndConsOfHitchhiking Tue 25-Mar-14 12:39:21

Bigpappibags? Am I missing something? confused

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Tue 25-Mar-14 12:40:49

Do an advanced search on the OP, prosandcons, and all may become clear.

TheProsAndConsOfHitchhiking Tue 25-Mar-14 12:44:39

<backs away from thread>

Valpollicella Tue 25-Mar-14 12:45:36

Which of you has already nabbed bigpappibags aas a username? grin

scaevola Tue 25-Mar-14 12:45:43

I took your advice ASFR and I'm not sure it did (other than raise the possibility of PMP ie pre-menstrual posting).

titchy Tue 25-Mar-14 12:45:47

Ahhh in need of a Phillips...

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Tue 25-Mar-14 12:46:50

A Phillips? ahhh I see! yes definitely could do with a tightening.

ListenToTheLady Tue 25-Mar-14 12:48:53

I can't wait to call DP Bigpappibags!

May have to phone him.

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Tue 25-Mar-14 12:51:41

text him and report back his response grin

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 13:02:30

Yo, I'll call muh man whatever I like! And I've stopped buying them stuff, ain't no more PS4s in the household after T hit it with his controller. Will all be good in the hood soon grin grin grin

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 13:05:22

What is DP? Only know of double penetration sad

I thought it was a typo (for bagpipes).

Yes, DP stands for double penetration. In every thread on Mumsnet.

Is that you Sharon?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 13:09:46

Nah, I'm not Sharon


I miss Sharon

Have some of the schools broken up already?

If dp is double penetration, what is DH grin

Skiingmaniac Tue 25-Mar-14 13:11:15

DP grinshockblush

Skiingmaniac Tue 25-Mar-14 13:12:29

DH - Deep Handbags......or is that too innocent?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 13:13:02

Get a sense of humour, rocky dennis

Who is Rocky Dennis? I don't seem to be able to keep up; I think I'm getting too old for this.


Just googled. Seems to be a chap with a facial disfigurement due to craniodiaphyseal dysplasia. Not sure why he is being put forward as a benchmark for sense of humour. Bravery, I could understand.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 13:38:12

From gathering information and making judgments, I have predicted that X certainly ain't gon give it to ya.

Valpollicella Tue 25-Mar-14 13:39:58

But does he T-Rex around the supermarkek?

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Tue 25-Mar-14 13:48:35

Jolly good.

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 14:17:31


mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 14:18:37

Who are you? :S

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 14:23:25

Yeh whos this imposterr

Seminyak Tue 25-Mar-14 14:26:10

This is the weirdest thread ever grin

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 14:26:29

shock you stole my name. Am furious. Lucky the PS4 is already smashed up

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 14:27:38

Is it? I was gon give it to ya as well

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 14:28:27

only X can give it

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 14:28:52

the real bigpappi would know that!!

This is almost like old times.

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 14:33:17

Is now good times

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 14:35:26

let the good times roll, but don't be rollin with my mummyjogs, ya get me??

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 14:39:20

angry leave it yeah?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 14:39:53

Wait till bigrolfi gets here

stretch Tue 25-Mar-14 14:43:13

Have no idea what's going on, but this is exactly how I remember MN being!! gringrin


BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 14:50:21

mummyjogs and I are rollin on the daily! check yourself fake bigpappi

The daily?

Is that the help?

Is she ok?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 14:59:35


BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 15:04:17

On a daily basis

Have not seen that movie

mummyjogs is more than ok, she is FINE

TheDaily Tue 25-Mar-14 15:22:25

Help, help, I'm trapped under mummyjogs and BigPappiBags.

It's awful down here.

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 15:28:10

TheDaily, its the most wonderful part of your existence. Don't lie to Mumsnet

I've missed threads like this grin.

I want to know how big Bigpappi's papa are.

TheDaily Tue 25-Mar-14 15:39:22

I'm a cleaner for a couple, I'm not sure what they do, apparently the rep da manchester massive. Their children are constantly smashing up PS4s. But that's not the real problem. AIBU to expect my employers not to roll on me all the time? It's really making my sciatica play up, and I think I may have caught a verruca from one of them, because they don't always wear socks.

Sparklingbrook Tue 25-Mar-14 15:41:41

What does Sharon say though?

zimbomaman Tue 25-Mar-14 15:44:00

Dont't know. Maybe Louise knows?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 15:44:26

You're all weirdos!!!!! angry

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 15:44:50

TheDaily you will be getting your P45 soon!

We can't have you reppin the BigPappi clan if you are going to Mumsnet all of our business...

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 15:45:46

Who is Sharon??

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 15:47:11

Sharon is some massive bell buffer!

MooseBeTimeForSpring Tue 25-Mar-14 15:49:45


BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 15:50:25

I like the sound of this Sharon

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed Tue 25-Mar-14 15:51:15

Sharon is a mystery within a riddle wrapped up in an enigma, a bit like Russia but with added wasps and slippers.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 15:51:57

Sharon said that, there ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. I like Sharon.

impty Tue 25-Mar-14 15:54:12

Place marking....

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 15:55:06

impty is lovin it, lovin, lovin it!

impty Tue 25-Mar-14 15:56:08


LineRunner Tue 25-Mar-14 15:58:59

Double Hard-on.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 15:59:05

Impty is a scrot angry

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:02:14

what LineRunner?? Are you enjoying yourself grin

bigrolfi Tue 25-Mar-14 16:03:22

Coooo-eee, am here.

Soz, am L8.

I met some scrots down in town, and it got all grrrrrr.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:06:23

What up, ma man rolfi?!

LineRunner Tue 25-Mar-14 16:07:04

Just pondering 'DH', bigpappy.

Just pondering.

bigrolfi Tue 25-Mar-14 16:08:19

What up, Jogs?
What up, BigPappi?

What up, everyone.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:09:10

Do not know, am just pondering the wonders of Ford Focus and news grin

LineRunner Tue 25-Mar-14 16:10:02

Ford Focus up in.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:10:44

Got the blue badge up and ready!

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:11:26

What is bigrolfi doing here?? You two better not be affairing againangryangry

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:11:58


Red wine anyone?

MirandaWest Tue 25-Mar-14 16:12:38

Well I'm glad this thread has continued in the same vein while I've been away grin

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:14:16

Everyone having FUN?

GimmeDaBoobehz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:16:30

GimmeDaBoobehz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:16:44

Oh most definitely! smile

GimmeDaBoobehz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:16:58


mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:17:14


BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:17:15

I'm not having fun! I am FURIOUS to see bigrolfi sniffing around again

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:17:57

He's always on the go angry

bigrolfi Tue 25-Mar-14 16:20:16


Yeah, ya nose it

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:20:34

Explain yourself.

insancerre Tue 25-Mar-14 16:22:38

I've missed threads like this

LineRunner Tue 25-Mar-14 16:24:06

No you haven't, that's just the vape

HoneyDragon Tue 25-Mar-14 16:24:35

What's a rolfi?

See, this is what has been missing lately.

bigrolfi Tue 25-Mar-14 16:29:57

whats a honeydragon?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 16:32:02

Any hunks out there? wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

usualsuspectt Tue 25-Mar-14 16:35:27

BigPappiBagz is peng.

DavidHarewoodsFloozy Tue 25-Mar-14 16:39:20


bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:39:21

ma mummyjogs is peng, don't talk whack

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:40:55

mummyjogs, I am your hunk hmm

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:41:22

bigpappibags angry

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:42:45

BigCrappyBagz you no I'm the buff ting
N you ain't nuff ing

brrrap bruv

usualsuspectt Tue 25-Mar-14 16:42:47

mummyjog iz bare peng, innit.

Sparklingbrook Tue 25-Mar-14 16:43:41

Is anything sweg?

Wasn't Rolfi the drummer dog in the Muppets?

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:44:49

bigpappibags you a playa hater

Sparklingbrook Tue 25-Mar-14 16:44:55

nah-Animal=drummer in the Muppets.

usualsuspectt Tue 25-Mar-14 16:45:19

Wagwaan wid BigPappiBagz and mummyjogs ?

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:45:24

Sparklingbrook I bet you are sweg winkwink

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:45:53

The only thing BARE in here is my baby mummyjogs

u narr mean, BigRolfi?

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:46:33

Don't hate da playa, hate da game BigPoopyBogz

Sparklingbrook Tue 25-Mar-14 16:46:52

Rolfi is sweg.

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:48:17

usualsuspectt we are lovers, our kids are hooligans and a fake bigpappibags is coming onto my love. Oh and bigrolfi is back on the scene.. they had an affair

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:48:29

Who's that hairy boi?

Oh that's him. I luff you Sparks.

What did he do then?

anyone got anything to get a wine stain off the wall?

usualsuspectt Tue 25-Mar-14 16:49:47

biigrolfi need to get back to his own endz.

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:50:31

He betta check himself

Wookie looking mofo

Sparklingbrook Tue 25-Mar-14 16:50:58

Rolfi is down at Asda doing T Rex probably....

HoneyDragon Tue 25-Mar-14 16:51:39

That's Rolf, not Rolfi, Sparkers.

A Honeydragon is a dragon that has a symbiotic relationship with Anthophila.

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 16:51:56

Rolfi is bad man

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:53:03

Bad man ting

HoneyDragon Tue 25-Mar-14 16:53:20

Well Honeydragons are fucking awesome.

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 16:54:51

you run your mout like you blazed all day

Rolfi is innocent.

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 17:08:09

Rolfi is gon get slammed if he don't shut his trap.
In other news, TS have just fell downstairs #freehealthcare

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 17:09:36

Rolfi is not innocent! Is homewrecker

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 17:27:12

Rolfi is big time stud in the region!!!!

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 17:29:38

I thought you were my shawty sad

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 17:30:24

Excuse me, but how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

MmeMorrible Tue 25-Mar-14 17:34:36


mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 17:36:26

When a man loves a woman, it's Michael Boltons sloppy seconds.

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 17:40:45

I said I loved you...but I lied

oooh burrrrn

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 17:44:21

Hope you driftawayangry angry angry

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 17:55:17

mummyjogs i wanna be your soul provider

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 17:57:27

before i go, I want to ask

Can I touch you...there?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 18:04:33

Sorry, have already got noel provider sad

Sparklingbrook Tue 25-Mar-14 18:32:06

Is that like Deal or No Deal?

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 18:33:27

No, is crendogs :D

Maryz Tue 25-Mar-14 21:53:31

[happy sigh]

bigpappibags Tue 25-Mar-14 21:58:35

T-rexing in the USA

Poor Marc

Does Marc work with Adam in Tesco?

SecretWitch Tue 25-Mar-14 22:22:57

BigPappi is a very famous ball player round my neck of the woods..

Whose balls does he play with?

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 23:06:19

Who is Marc??

Bigpappi does not play with balls angry

SecretWitch Tue 25-Mar-14 23:06:49

The Boston RedSex, I reckon..he plays their balls well

mummyjogs Tue 25-Mar-14 23:10:50

Ooh, who is this bigpappi? Only know of my one angry

BigPappiBagz Tue 25-Mar-14 23:17:30

I am mummyjogs number 1

Too many imposters popping up, making me furious

I am not a number, I am a free woman.

BigPappiBagz Wed 26-Mar-14 14:13:33

well done grin

Thank you.

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