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Caught my son masturbating, dont know how to face him now

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Both posters are called "real name+random number", both have no other posts on anything else if you search for posts under their names, except to back each other up on their own creepy boy's penis threads. I put it to m'lud that they are one and the same, and probably a teenager (boy?) obsessed with the topic!
<gavel>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 13:05:49
i see no links, what am i missing?
So obviously a troll thread, linked to another one yesterday which was even more creepy...leave it alone people!
TrinityR - <snort>@ [groin]
Freudian slip?? grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 12:16:59
I would definitely put a lock into his Christmas stocking! grin

Ds is 16 - waiting for this to happen!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 08:12:33
Awesome shite, many thanks. (never thought I'd ever say that wink.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 08:04:35
Don't say anything.

And don't walk in on him uninvited again.

(Rudolph, you have to put the hyphens around each word you want struck out).
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 07:51:22
And whilst we're giving out advise, can anyone tell me why I can never get a word striked out? Arse.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 07:50:04
Think you should at least allude to the 'interuption', a sorry to have walked in without your permission and the suggestion of a lock would be fine. A change of subject or a 'we've all been there, I was 15 once too' may --embarrass him-- be fine too. wink It's all ahead of me!!!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 08-Dec-08 07:42:42
Agree with Hassled. I wouldn't say anything. He's embarrassed enough as it is.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 19:22:48
Haha, yer im sure weve all done that a few times.

Just joke with him, if he takes it badly then tell him its his fault for not having a lock on the door! lol
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 17:53:38
roffle purpleduck [groin]

galchanged, thats a witty lad you have there grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 15:48:12
Been there done that!!

I just said sorry about that and shut the door really quickly.

He came down 10 minutes later and we had a hug and i giggled and apologised for not knocking. I said i would never barge in again blush

When i knock he will often say just a min i'm nearly finished shock just to wind me up.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 15:37:05
I would probably say something totally smartass like "Couldn't you put your KEEP OUT**I'M WANKING sign on the door?"
Or "Sweetheart, please make sure you do your homework BEFORE you have a wank ok?"

I think I would try and make a joke, just to show him that its no big deal, and that its fine.

<<disclaimer>>> my ds is 9, what do I know?
grin
I would just say nothing - it will be hideously awkward between you for a few days but it will pass. It happened with me and my DS1; was horrendous, but I just made damn sure I never went into his room without the all-clear again.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 15:09:57
would 'dont worry love, everyone wanks' be too straightforward ?

seriously though, just apologise for walking in and get him a lock, dont actually refer to it
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 15:08:34
I think mankymummy has hit the spot there
good idea

take a deep breath and say that to him karren smile
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 15:07:42
Yer I was thinking that if I say nothing it will be awkward, I want to bring it up but dont know how.

Best getting it all out the way then I will get him a lock! Lol
I would say, something casually like... sorry love, i didnt mean to invade your privacy, i did knock but you didnt hear me. Then ask him if he wants a lock for his door... then ask him what he wants for dinner ! grin

I think if you say nothing it'll always be awkward between you.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 15:00:26
Get him a bolt/hook and eye catch for the door. He needs privacy.
If I were you I would just not say anything and act like nothing happened.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 07-Dec-08 14:50:25
Hi all

This has never happened before but just a few hours ago I caught my 15yr old son fiddling!

He had his ear phones in so he couldnt hear me shouting him so I walked in and saw everything because he was lying on his back doing it, I just gasped said sorry and walked out, you could tell he was incredibly embarrased about it too, it was a bit awkward.

I went into my room then I heard him go out, do you think he is mad at me?

What I want to know is do you think I should bring this up when I next see him, its going to be awkward facing him and I dont know how to go about it.

Has this happened to anyone else and how did you deal with it.
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