School strikes

(18 Posts)
Maryz Wed 26-Mar-14 21:19:42

[sigh] again

Put some Michael Bolton on and chill.

TheTerribleBaroness Wed 26-Mar-14 10:18:14

I have absolutely NO idea what that means. Can someone translate please.

I am impressed by the use of the word 'cannot'. Might just have slipped a bit out of character there.......

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 10:15:12

They ain't been with Tom Hughes though, so cannot get stoned angry angry angry angry angry

BigPappiBagz Wed 26-Mar-14 10:13:50

They can wash the Alfa Romeo. Will get tow ropes and roller skates

TheTerribleBaroness Wed 26-Mar-14 10:12:02

Just get stoned. They'll stop smashin' the consoles and you can just chillz and talk peace, harmony and luuuurve.

meditrina Wed 26-Mar-14 10:00:55

They don't have consoles though, do they? Not any more.

Just leave them in sleeping bags. Then they'll look like slugs as well as acting like them.

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 09:58:36

Put them on skateboards and push them down a hill???

Goblinchild Wed 26-Mar-14 09:56:40

Roller skates then.
You can tow the unwilling ones along behind the car, less exercise but more fresh air.

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 09:55:05

Walking is for chumps though...

Goblinchild Wed 26-Mar-14 09:54:16

It's all those new-fangled games consoles that I blame.
Sell them and go for a lovely, bracing walk with them. 5 miles is a decent stretch, on a daily basis.
Fresh air, exercise and clean thoughts. That's the ticket.

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 09:51:42

Very hyperactive. They don't sleep much you see.

Goblinchild Wed 26-Mar-14 09:50:48

grin
Really?
I'm surprised your teens are awake at this time, if they didn't have to go anywhere.

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 09:48:23

shock do not know what you are chatting

Goblinchild Wed 26-Mar-14 09:47:33

Found you.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/teenagers/a2035579-bigpappi-problems#45974886

Sooo, isn't this site a bit dull and predictable for you? Not bored yet?

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 09:44:49

All da time!!!!

Goblinchild Wed 26-Mar-14 09:43:45

Are they brats at the weekends and during holidays?

mummyjogs Wed 26-Mar-14 09:42:46

Yo mumsnetters, anyone been affected by this school strike? Me and Bigpappibagz have been having problems with the kids, they haven't gone to school and have been brats!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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