bigpappi problems

[mummyjogs]

Me and bigpappibags are having problems with our kids, they keep smashing up teles and consoles because of their fueled rage. What can I do to stop this?

[Skiingmaniac]

What?

[mummyjogs]

Am having trouble with the kids at the mo

[MirandaWest]

How many televisions and consoles do you have that they keep smashing them up? Sounds horrible :(

[titchy]

Errr don't refer to your dp as bigpappibags for a start.....

Secondly don't replace said consoles when they smash them up.

Thirdly withdraw all sources of income until they have effectively paid for them.

Fourthly get some professional help - kids don't normally continually smash stuff up in rage. Once or twice maybe, not all the time.

[AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow]

Are you a visitor from somewhere else?

[AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow]

I'm going to call everyone I meet Bigpappibags from now on.

[TheProsAndConsOfHitchhiking]

Bigpappibags? Am I missing something?

[AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow]

Do an advanced search on the OP, prosandcons, and all may become clear.

[TheProsAndConsOfHitchhiking]

[Valpollicella]

Which of you has already nabbed bigpappibags aas a username?

[scaevola]

I took your advice ASFR and I'm not sure it did (other than raise the possibility of PMP ie pre-menstrual posting).

[titchy]

Ahhh in need of a Phillips...

[AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow]

A Phillips? ahhh I see! yes definitely could do with a tightening.

[ListenToTheLady]

I can't wait to call DP Bigpappibags!

May have to phone him.

[AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow]

text him and report back his response

[mummyjogs]

Yo, I'll call muh man whatever I like! And I've stopped buying them stuff, ain't no more PS4s in the household after T hit it with his controller. Will all be good in the hood soon

[mummyjogs]

What is DP? Only know of double penetration :(

[ThreeBeeOneGee]

I thought it was a typo (for bagpipes).

Yes, DP stands for double penetration. In every thread on Mumsnet.

[ExitPursuedByABear]

Is that you Sharon?

[mummyjogs]

Nah, I'm not Sharon

[ExitPursuedByABear]

Shame.

I miss Sharon

[ThreeBeeOneGee]

Have some of the schools broken up already?

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

If dp is double penetration, what is DH

[Skiingmaniac]

DP

[Skiingmaniac]

DH - Deep Handbags......or is that too innocent?