what have been the most ridiculous insults your(beloved) teens have ever directed at you?

(11 Posts)
harlorbitchkitkat35 Sun 23-Feb-14 19:51:36

Today:
I drink from a waterbottle far too loudly and it's extremely annoying

I said the word 'obviously' too much, (despite the fact that what I was saying was obvious!)

The way I tie my hair up whilst driving I embarrassing for her as I "look like a 3yo trying to be an adult"

My coughing is extremely annoying and "should be illegal" despite the fact o have a cold
You?

harlorbitchkitkat35 Sun 23-Feb-14 20:15:33

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

TawdryTatou Sun 23-Feb-14 20:16:25

Yes, you are an unreasonable bitch.

But you're OUR unreasonable bitch.

TawdryTatou Sun 23-Feb-14 20:17:17

Ooh, hang on.

I thought the second post was a teen example thingy.

How very rude! grin

harlorbitchkitkat35 Sun 23-Feb-14 20:26:05

Hahahah apologies blush

TawdryTatou Sun 23-Feb-14 21:31:26

gringringringrin

sandyballs Mon 24-Feb-14 13:27:53

DD (13) told me that my legs 'have issues'. grin I bruise easily and I told her to stop flinging herself all over me when she sits to watch tv.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Tue 25-Feb-14 20:12:31

DD is making me laugh: "Are you going to wet yourself, Dad?"

"Not yet"

"Give it a few years, eh".

The little so-and-so.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Tue 25-Feb-14 20:14:11

Also: "Could you be a bit boring when BF comes round? I haven't trained him yet".

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Tue 25-Feb-14 20:14:11

Also: "Could you be a bit boring when BF comes round? I haven't trained him yet".

elmerelephant Wed 26-Feb-14 21:52:10

Im an embarrassment when I eat, breathe and laugh, so most of the time really

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now