Ds1 having LOUD sex and I have had to tell them to shut up...

[lilibet]

Honestly!! I love my ds1 very much but there is no 18 year old boy born who could make a girl shriek like that.

She is from the Meg Ryan school of sex noises but AMPLIFIED

I also can't beleive the brass neck of her - she faced us all afterwards without even a blush.

It's not the first time either, we weren't in a while back and dd (23) and ds2 (15) could hear her down stairs. Ds2 went and banked on the door and said "Do you mind, some of us are trying to revise" God Bless Him!!

I had a word with them then but it's not stopped them, they now can't be in his room with the door closed.

They don't prepare you for conversations like this at antenatal classes

[OnlyWantsOne]

Lol!


Sorry


Perhaps you could text him telling him he must take after his dad with a face & comment how lucky the GF is

That may shame him to stop.

[ahhhhhpushit]

Oh god. what a total lack of respect.

How old is she?

[EssentialFattyAcid]

Make similar loud noises outside the door
That will work

[PurplePidjin]

Put really embarrassing Old People Music* on and turn the volume right up - Bay City Rollers, Adam and the Ants, Bangles, that kind of thing.

Buy some ky jelly and condoms and put them somewhere obvious for them to find.

Jump up and down on your bed and make Meg Ryan noises (or sit them down to watch the film "as a family")

*I mean the kind of music that teens roll their eyes at and say "that's so saaaaad". Rolling Stones and Nirvana don't really work for this

[lilibet]

She's 17

and faking

shoudl I tell him?

"Listen son..."

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Ah here lilibet catch yourself on and tell the two of them to feck off and get themselves another love-nest.

[AThingInYourLife]

Oh how grim...

Still, could be worse - could be your parents :o

Bless your DS2 :)

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Or better again. Send other DC out, and you and DH precede to show them how it's done!

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Oh lilibet that didn't sound quite right!.

YKWIM, a taste of their own noisy medicine.

[KWL51]

Tell them to go to her house and see if her parents put up with it. Nothing wrong with having a sexual relationship at their age but they both need to show some respect to the other household members.

[WTFlike]

That is SO wrong. Ew.

[motherinferior]

[violetwellies]

Ask her to stop faking. .. in front of him

[fabwoman]

How do you know she is faking?

[motherinferior]

Perhaps you've raised a luuuuuuuuurve god, lilibet

[slowginny]

Record and playback to him on your mobile. Then suggest you play it back to her parents.

Tsk, young people

[KatieMiddleton]

Sit them down to talk about their noisy love-making. Make sure you refer to it as that and use it often in the conversation

[ginmakesitallok]

Oh come on, admit it. Part of you is thinking "That's my boy!!"

[Sparklingbrook]

Oh no. That is all sorts of wrong. I hope it isn't me posting this in 5 years time.

[KatieMiddleton]

A good c

[MistyMountainHop]

omg how embarassing



DREADS when mine get to this age

[KatieMiddleton]

If you can shoe-horn in some references to you and his father "understanding the passions of the flesh" because you too "enjoy vigorous love-making" so much the better!

[ChippingInNeedsCoffee]

They don't prepare you for conversations like this at antenatal classes

No, the rotten sods only prepare you for the easy bit

I can't believe the brass neck of them!! There's just no way on gods little green earth I could even do that now, let alone at that age

[JustHecate]

That's awful.

tbh, I'd put a stop to it. It's just not funny. I'd be knocking on the door every time they start. "Pack that in. You sound ridiculous."

Do you think they're actually messing about just to wind you up and not actually having sex at all? It is mind boggling to think that they could actually be having noisy sex, knowing you can all hear everything.

I'd be tempted to start making some noises of my own at night too. See how they like parental sex noises*.

*not actual sex.

[piprabbit]

Have the following conversation:
"You were very noisy last night, it's a bit much to be honest. The last time I heard noises like that was when I was watching 'When Harry met Sally'. Of course, she was faking it. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think. You don't suppose? Oh, sorry. Please don't take that the wrong way, I didn't mean to suggest that either of you are faking it".

Leave them to think about it.