Could we all put our paws together and raise a sprig of 
parsley to Millie who celebrates being 5 this weekend because we don't know her exact birthday .
Millie is our lovely ginger and white rescue piggy we've had for two and half years. She is alpha pig, gives passive aggressive face washes to show she is boss even to the humans 
Has a weird Anne Boleyn style skin tag/false toe that grows falls off and grows again. Numerous lumps and water retension. And she loves, loves, loves food and her friend Shai but she loves food more 
Happy Birthday Millie. I would say don't eat all the parsley at once but you've already done it.
Ah well saving naice salad and celery heart for tomorrow 
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Super Furry Senior Lady Turns 5 This Weekend
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fortifiedwithtea · 13/02/2016 15:45
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fortifiedwithtea ·
13/02/2016 17:26
Oh lovely double celebration!
Happy 1st Birthday Gingerpig Have lots of fun with Uncle Scruffy and Current Bun
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FernieB ·
13/02/2016 19:42
Love the idea of passive aggressive face washes. It's amazing that one little pig can put so much meaning into a face wash, but pigs manage it.
70isaLimitNotaTarget ·
13/02/2016 22:20
Happy 5th Birthday Millie
Happy 1st Birthday Gingerpig
Time flies , it really doesn't seem that long since Millie and Coco arrived and Scruffy went Boar Dating -- I am getting old though
This Valentines Day will be the first one our sows have spent with a Pig Husband. Last year we were boarless between Jan-April and the year before they were probably adding to the guinea population (before they became 70 hogs)
DD has a wedge of watermelon that they say they're happy to poison test
PurpleDaisies ·
13/02/2016 22:23
The purple pigs are squeaking happy birthday and sending good wishes to Millie and Gingerpig. They would have sent hay cake if they hadn't eaten it all..,greedy buggers (but we love them really).
70isaLimitNotaTarget ·
13/02/2016 22:25
GP5 Passive Aggressively eats grass
She sits in the shelter (away from the nasty bright sunlight) and attacks the grass like she hates it.
"I'm only ripping you out of the ground because I detest you sooo much. Not that I want to eat you , oh,no. I just cannot stand your chlorophyll filled green~ness clashing with my ruby eyes" Om nom nom
She sits there are her little neck sweeps in an arch, her jaws going like a locusts.
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