I got there in the end My new rescue piggy aka Whitebum is named Millicent affectionately known as Millie Pig for informal occasions
I've looked up her name on MN name finder and fairly accurate. Millicent will be an interior designer. Yes if you deem chewing newspaper and dropping poo as she goes designing. She will shop at Waitrose. Yes sometimes the weekly veg shop does come from there. Her favourite biscuits will be chocolate hobnobs. Well not chocolate but if Naughty Girl is anything to go by, a plain Hobnob won't go amiss
(Did you realise though that you passed up the oppurtunity of a Garibaldi eating Aldi Shopping George@Asda wearing Pest Controller guinea-pig if you'd gone with Matilda?)
When you've got a swarm of wasps, you fancy some "Something Special " fudge, you neeeeed a pair of George tights and you're just a leeetle bit constipated......................well, I'm sure Millicent will come to the rescue.
Couldn't resist and just checked. Smooth will be a Dinner Lady who shops at waitrose and eats Fig Rolls. Scruffy is a Hedge Fund Manager who shops at M&S and eats Duchys Originals (clearly people who rated his name have never met him - he definitely doesn't have it in him) and Current Bun is a potter shopping at Morrisons and eating Garibaldis.
Don't get the Smooth Dinner Lady thing as he has a very definite boys name and he is a very sophisticated pig - I would have had him down as a theatrical producer
Lovely name, glad she is now officially 'christened' so to speak! Long may she enjoy Waitrose veg..., hoping she will start her own interior design website for other guineas before too long, designer hutches, accessories, carrot wallpaper etc. Marvellous.
Daren't look at the name finder, as all my girls were ALDI fed guineas - long live cheap fruit and veg ( and also Co-op ones if we had run out!) - fernie - don't give up on Smooth, or be disappointed for his life aspirations, I was a school dinner lady for some years near you and I am vair sophisticated, even known to shop at Lidl in Poynton 70 LoL at cabbie work!