Coleen - Who fancies a point and a laugh??

(42 Posts)

While she's not my cuppa tea there are folk who regard Coleen Rooney as vaguely fashionable no?

I would like some of them to explain the following abominations to me please.

Deirdre Bar-NO

I don't......what the.....Huh?

Viscose Bon Marché special for £45

For those days nothing else will do but looking like a Poundstretcher Danny Zuko

Gypsies, tramps and thieves!

Geordie Shore


MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Fri 07-Dec-12 21:23:51

I was all set to come here and call you cruel for pointing and laughing but jeez! Thems some shocking outfits.

And the prices! Seriously, who the heck buys that shit?

upstart68 Fri 07-Dec-12 21:24:23

OMG the printed kimono top is something else! I'm very tempted to get this for my sister for xmas just to see the look on her face.

I had to zoom in on the jumpsuit to see the birds.

IveBeenGoodSantaIPromise Fri 07-Dec-12 21:24:23

She must have been paid a lot? Only explanation as to why she would wear these shockers. The blue cutaway bin bag is my favourite. All very strange!?

Caerlaverock Fri 07-Dec-12 21:27:33

The tunic! Is is on a one woman mission to prove the other thread right

germyrabbit Fri 07-Dec-12 21:28:57

dear me

Taffeta Fri 07-Dec-12 21:31:47

My PC opened the first 3 but was so obviously offended by them it won't let me see the others

germyrabbit Fri 07-Dec-12 21:34:07

see the whole collection here

PretzelTime Fri 07-Dec-12 21:34:31

Not so bad until I saw the £85 polyester jumpsuit with birds on it.

She does look suitably mortified in some of the pics doesn't she?

Why would you put a 5ft lass in a jumpsuit?? confused

TheCatInTheHairnet Fri 07-Dec-12 21:36:44

That last one!! shock

HorraceTheChristmasOtter Fri 07-Dec-12 21:37:26

Her arms are fucking weird in the ugly stripy jumper. They seem to have shrunk... All bloody ugly and shit airbrushing too.

WashingtonIrving Fri 07-Dec-12 21:42:01

well, you wouldn't want to go anywhere near her with a flame would you? all that polyester would go up in seconds...

BOFingSanta Fri 07-Dec-12 21:43:41

She's a lovely-looking girl, but jeez, those outfits are more hideous than anything Kayes Catalogue could have summoned from hell in 1982,

TheCrackFox Fri 07-Dec-12 21:50:37

My God, the prices! You would think they would at least be cheap considering the vileness.

Notcontent Fri 07-Dec-12 22:24:44

Oh my god, all those clothes are so ugly!!! And they are not even fashionable. Who are they aimed at???

blondietinsellyminx Fri 07-Dec-12 22:29:22

Eighty five ACTUAL pounds for grim polyester?!! hmm

corlan Sat 08-Dec-12 09:08:04

I thought this was going to be about the Coleen Nolan collection here.

Which one is worse? You decide.

noddyholder Sat 08-Dec-12 09:14:28

I like coleen and was hoping this was about the Nolan rather than the rooney! The clothes are a horror though but I feel more comfortable pointing and laughing at Nolan for some reason grin

Strange she hasn't actually been pictured wearing any of this shit in RL hmm... do they not stock it in Flannels shock?

Honestly, talk about capitalising on minor celebrity - VB is one thing, but at least she would wear her own "creations", the hypocrisy in this, however, is breathtaking. waits to be proved wrong with pics of Coleen in nightclub wearing jumpsuit grin

Eliza22 Sat 08-Dec-12 11:35:30

Don't stand near a naked flame, Coleen! Awful awful AWFUL!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 08-Dec-12 11:38:24

Have the Per Una Speziale designers got new jobs?

givemeaclue Sat 08-Dec-12 11:43:53

Only 97p per week....

TotesFeckingAmaze Sat 08-Dec-12 15:50:50


maudpringle Sat 08-Dec-12 16:07:56

forty two pounds for that terrible stripey jumper!
forty two pounds. unbelievable.

valiumredhead Sat 08-Dec-12 17:54:50

That kimono top!!! They must have paid her a FORTUNE to model that!

EIizaDay Sat 08-Dec-12 18:42:48

Seriously girls; it's Littlewoods AND a Rooney. What did you expect ??

RobinsBaubleSparkles Sat 08-Dec-12 18:53:37

I was all ready to jump on this thread and call you a meanie OP, but you're right there are some shockers there!

She looks weird in the third one - like her arms have been stuck on!

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 18:58:40

Oh dear oh dear.

I think she is similar shape to me. 5'2" ish and under 9stone, so not fat but not 'slender' or 'lean' either, so not in the enviable shoes of say heidi klum who can put on a frayed wigwam and look stylish.

COLLEEEn, IF YOU're READING, go for plain clothes. NO patterns. Or maybe just a patterned rim. Or a patterned lining. No patterns. No. No flounces. No asymmetrical hems. Nothing like that. fitted plain clothes which looks boring when you type it but it works for victoria beckham doesn't it!?

DontmindifIdo Sat 08-Dec-12 19:02:41

You know, I clicked ready to say you were a cow as i assumed you'd linked to a photo of her in the daily fail or something but really, I have to agree, these make Per Una look elegant and timeless classics.

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 19:03:25

This is her range isn't it? it's not littlewoods choosing what to put on her. She really hasn't learned to dress for her height yet. She could look really good if she would accept that there are things she shouldn't wear. That embellished cut away tunic top was disgusting. The jumpsuit thing might have been ok on a woman of five foot ten trying to look less tall. The kalotte bottoms of the catsuit thing didn't help either. a more fitted jumpsuit or what ever you call them....... that could have worked on her.

lightrain Sat 08-Dec-12 19:07:10

All disgusting. I saw her in an airport recently (she was on my plane) and she was wearing a hideous long padded jacket - sleeping bag style. Horrible.

ArthurandGeorge Sat 08-Dec-12 19:07:34

MY EYES !!!!!!!

5 people bought that kimono thing and reviewed it as stylish!!!

Fuckitthatlldo Sat 08-Dec-12 19:09:25

Those are the most awful clothes I have ever seen.

Precisely Gin It's the fact that this is her range supposedly partly designed by her that makes me hmm

Why does it looked like the offerings from an Albert Square market stall circa 1994?! confused

She is a bonny girl but I agree that even at events she always looks unflatteringly dressed.

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 19:14:58

I'd love to work with her. Her name, my brains, my ideas (i've loads, seriously) my understanding of how to dress the 5' 2" woman, my understanding of the average woman's insecurities and what she wants to play up and play down, her name..... wink what a team we'd make.

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 19:15:21

She could get my coffee

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Dec-12 19:27:28

I think it's '60s inspired.confused

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Sun 09-Dec-12 11:33:22

All those clothes are laughable. Bless her.

She has no sense of style - she seems to favour wearing dresses and skirts which look like lampshades combined with those ghastly high platforms like this.

And for a pretty girl why is she filling her face with botox at the age of 26 or whatever. There's no need.

Dear lord. The collection doesnt even seem to match itself, let alone be nice.So utterly random.

Per Una are getting a run for their money!

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Sun 09-Dec-12 12:00:10

So expensive as well. You wouldn't mind if those polyester horrors were £15 or whatever (as they would be in Asda or similar) but what a rip off.

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