Right I have an (embarassing) question about skinny jeans

[cocolepew]

or any tight around the ladybits ones. I don't have a camels toe (honest) but some of them look wierd up there. Like an upside down triangle. It's like putting a frame around my bits for everyone to laugh at admire.

Am I a freak of nature or is the cut of jeans just not for me?

[hana]

maybe not for you?
I think you have to be pretty skinny to get away with them

(not implying that you're not btw)

[brimfull]

maybe you need lower waisted ones so less material to frame your fanjo area??

[cocolepew]

Some are ok others look shit. I'm a 12-14 so usually wear longer tops. I think some are too low waisted and I pull them up a bit much [channels Simon Cowell]

[bellissima]

Speaking personally it's my thighs that actually stop me wearing skinny jeans - the old sausages squeezed into skins effect - not a great look. But I know what you mean in that I've seen some fairly explicit fanjo effects in them.

[cocolepew]

Thighs! That's it. They're too fat. I carry fat on the inside of my thighs and it's that what does it.

I knew this and had forgotten.

So far today I have posted about my bowels, my fanjo and my fat thighs. I'm a catch and a half.

[Rockbird]

Ah, but you wear cool shoes

[cocolepew]

So true, Rockbird, so true.

[RedBlueRed]

I am a 12 and have/will never so much as lift a pair of skinny jeans off the rack.

I'm fairly comfortable with my bod but just know that these will give me cause to question - Does my bum/thighs/fanjo look big in these?

They are just not designed to flatter the figure of your average woman.

Its not us, its them.

[justallovertheplace]

I am a 12 and look fine in them. ime, some shops are better than others. Ones from New Look are camel toe central, but strangely enough the most flattering pairs I own (I have a lot ) are from Tesco and Primark. Oasis also good. It's worth going to a few shops and trying on different pairs I think