John Lewis bikini bottom shock horror - with added bonus for pedants!

[Bluestocking]

Check this out!

[flowerybeanbag]

Good lord.

[ButterflyMcQueen]

oh dear !

[onebatmother]

Who is this Seafolly Matt?

[StellaDallas]

PMSL. That is truly hideous.

[FabioFridgeFluffFrenzy]

You betcha camel toe it's on sale.

[furball]

[onebatmother]

And she's a size -24! And even her arse is squished up to her hips!

[SoMuchToBits]

I'm more shocked by the "seperates" than anything else!

[differentID]

Those are flipping foul!

[preggersplayspop]

My god! That's not right.

[bythepowerofgreyskull]

sorry but if they look awful on a size 0 model what the f*ck are they going to look like on someone my size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bluestocking]

Glad to have brightened up your evening!
Just think, if Seafolly Matt can make a size zero model look that misshapen, what on earth could he do with a normal woman?

[flowerybeanbag]

I just read the description, which contains another beaut for the pedants...

[Bluestocking]

FBB, whoever wrote that description must be a moonlighting estate agent.

[preggersplayspop]

They look like they got the model dressed in shorts which should have been in the toddler boys section.

[onebatmother]

[muggglewump]

Good grief she looks hideous in those

[flowerybeanbag]

I reckon so Bluestocking.

'Pure sexbomb'

'These one's'

[MatNanPlus]

My thoughts too ByThePowerOfGreyskull

[FluffyMummy123]

Message withdrawn

[PeaMcLean]

just got the grammar issue I'm slow.

Gross shorts.

[IdrisTheDragon]

Those shorts are wrong on so many levels.

And so is their description.

[differentID]

anyone?

[NigellaTheOriginal]

i'd look really good in those.

[ravenAK]

They now have them at half price in size 16.

Speaking as an ample size 18 myself, I have to say I can't imagine that'd be a good look...