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Bottom bleaching

23 replies

merryberry · 14/05/2008 14:58

This'll teach me to read shoite magazines. Anal bleaching is the new Brazilian. Apparently. Same bleach as that which tones down age spots. For a rinky dinky pinky ring, guaranteed to make your man/woman/significant other life form drool with lust. Apparently.

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lackaDAISYcal · 14/05/2008 14:58

whatever next

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NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 14/05/2008 15:00

Add's anal bleaching to my list of things to NEVER do.....

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Tortington · 14/05/2008 15:00

saw thisa couple of yearsago actually
if the perfection of your arsehole is your only worry

then i hope you die painfully



am not bitter

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merryberry · 14/05/2008 15:01

Wonder if anyone has ever done it for childbirth prep...come to that I wonder if anyone here has ever done it full stop. Just how much did it hurt/rob you off your dignity??

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nickytwotimes · 14/05/2008 15:02

Yeah Gods!
If my face looks ok I'm doing well of a morning. Short of porn stars and proctologists, who gives?

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thebecster · 14/05/2008 15:03

I remember hearing Jonathan Ross saying he'd had it done - must have been about 4 years ago. He's the only person I've heard admit to it.

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lackaDAISYcal · 14/05/2008 15:03

pmsl @ custardo

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violentviolet · 14/05/2008 15:12

Wouldn't it hurt though?

and it burns, burns, burns, this ring of fire....

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notjustmom · 14/05/2008 15:15

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merryberry · 14/05/2008 16:00

green extreme beauty ?? magic idea
think of all the lovely recyclables....

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lizandlulu · 14/05/2008 17:32

yes i read this. aparently porn start do it to make it look pink and therefore more attractive

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InLoveWithSweeneyTodd · 14/05/2008 17:41

Is this done in beauty salons? I cannot imagine what it must be like to bleach arses all day. Surely it puts you off lunch.

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nappyaddict · 14/05/2008 22:34

sounds painful.

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MascaraOHara · 14/05/2008 22:35

anal bleaching has been around for a long time. can't believe it'll ever be mainstream outside porn

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unknownrebelbang · 14/05/2008 22:36

i have one question.

Why??????

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unknownrebelbang · 14/05/2008 22:36

Oh, but I do know someone who used to use neat bleach for his piles.....

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nappyaddict · 14/05/2008 22:38

oh no. not another diy anal doctor!!

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MascaraOHara · 14/05/2008 22:40

why do we have any beauty treatement?.. to make ourselves more attractive.

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nappyaddict · 14/05/2008 22:40

if you're going to bother doing anything to your bottom you might aswell bloody wax it all off. bleaching seems a bit pointless.

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unknownrebelbang · 14/05/2008 22:41

ok.....

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MascaraOHara · 14/05/2008 22:41

no, it's the skin that's bleached not the hair.

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nappyaddict · 14/05/2008 22:44

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. really why. and how the hell does it make it more attractive. weirdos!

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MascaraOHara · 14/05/2008 22:46

lol.. because generally(all?) people have darker skin round their bum holes.. so they bleach it to the same colour as their skin..

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