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reaclassification of MN sterotypes

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 09:41

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MrsBadger · 29/04/2008 09:56

the harsh sister is unneccesarily nasty though

she will not say 'the red one is better'
she will say ' the blue one makes your skin look bad and your arse big'

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brimfull · 29/04/2008 10:03

alpha-mate

knows everyone's reading level
walls of house covered in educational stuff
strict routines that must not waver
has child's life planned out for next 20 yrs
telly never on,kids don't know who Ben10 is

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:04

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Janni · 29/04/2008 10:07

Maddening Mum

'You've gained a little weight'
'Is that in fashion now?'

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brimfull · 29/04/2008 10:07

lush-mate

never wants to drive anywhere to pick up kids as she's had a drink

that's me btw

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:08

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CountessDracula · 29/04/2008 10:08

how about false friend
the friend who says you look great in something that makes you look like a fat munter. Then she will look better next to you

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WilfSell · 29/04/2008 10:08

pmsl at not knowing who Ben 10 is

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:08

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:09

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WilfSell · 29/04/2008 10:10

pilates pal
wears MBTs and yoga pants everywhere. has arse of an 8 year old boy. Only drinks wheatgrass juice for breakfast

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brimfull · 29/04/2008 10:11

lol

I know all these people

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:11

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orangina · 29/04/2008 10:11

I guess smug mum has been done to death has it? The one whose lifestyle choices, whatever they are, are always the RIGHT ONES (work, don't work, part time work, have more children, stop at 2, etc, etc...). Gag. We have one of those in our orbit...

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cornsilk · 29/04/2008 10:13

faux glam mum
immacualately dressed up for the school run, high heeled boots, figure hugging jeans, perfect hair, full make up, carefully prepared topics of conversation, rubbing shoulders only with 'professional' mums. House is a shit tip.

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orangina · 29/04/2008 10:13

yes, and what about the one who has defintiely got eating issues, but loves to tell you that you look very well carrying the extra weight, it SUITS YOU...
(secure in the knowledge she must be about a size 6 by now...). Bulimic buddy.

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NormaSnorks · 29/04/2008 10:13

PiTA Mum - always harassing you to help on the PTA stall, asking for cash, getting you to join 'working groups'

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brimfull · 29/04/2008 10:14

ballerina bitch

has photos of ugly child in ballet poses all over house
spends days making hideous tree outfit for elephantine child

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largeginandtonic · 29/04/2008 10:14

Boden mac mum

Glides in to the playground in various tailored macs and matching pumps making those of us who struggle to pull on jeans and a t-shirt feel utterly rubbish for the rest of the day.

Humph.

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:14

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orangina · 29/04/2008 10:15

Boring bastard, the one who behaves as though all her children are PFBs, and bores you RIGID with blardy feeding schedules. Still. After 3 kids.
(thud)

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largeginandtonic · 29/04/2008 10:15

LOL Cornsilk!

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CrushWithEyeliner · 29/04/2008 10:15

oh yes - smug Mum

will change every lifestyle choice as the best to suit her whatever life stage

" oh I'm really glad I went back to work - so good to be something other than Mummy all the time"
"Oh I'm going to quit now to dedicate myself to the children - so important at this time"

" I think I will have 4 so they have a lovely big family"
"Oh I think two is just right and we can afford lovely things for them both"

whilst just smiling and staying quiet at WHATEVER you say your plans are

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NormaSnorks · 29/04/2008 10:15

Oh, and UberOrganiser - always organising the next get together, co-ordinating children's holiday clubs, playdates, the Xmas Fair (in April) etc

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FluffyMummy123 · 29/04/2008 10:16

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