I neeeeeeeeed a dress for MN London xmas party please help!!!!!!

[kneehighinnappies]

I have looked and looked but I just can't seem to find something that would do for me:
NOT TIGHT ROUND THE TUM!
SOMETHING YOU CAN WEAR A BRA WITH
NOT FLOOR LENGTH
NOT TOOOOOOO GIRLY
NOT TOOOOOOO FLASHY
NOT TOOOOOOO PINK AND FRILLY
NO BOWS OR NETTING
NOT TIGHT

Something for up to £80.
It can be tight round the boobs but that is it, and it can be knee lenght but not too short, I am an respectable mother, lol.

Any help would be greatly appreiciated
I LOVE THIS BUT IT IS TO TIGHT ON THE OLD TUM

[normabutty]

Respectable

Anyway, someone help us find something for her...she's being a great friend by staying with me in a hotel when she doesn't really have to.

[kneehighinnappies]

I knew you'd be my first post on here, stalking me are we?

[normabutty]

Yes, I'm making sure you don't find another woman to run off with before the party

[kneehighinnappies]

this with some bling and fancy shoes

[MrsBadger]

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things with a ruched bit round the waist thus are very flattering to tums - certainly worth looking out for cheaper versions that shape.

or something like this might skim your stomach

[FluffyMummy123]

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[zippitippitoes]

what chance is there of turning up in the same as someone else at this xmas do..i think quite high?

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[HairyIrene]

i like two mrs b
the others are giving me 70's flashbacks

[Squiffy]

I too have been searching for that little black tardis which I don't think exists (you know the one, size 18 on the inside but looks like a 10 to everyone else)

I gave up and bought this from M&S and it is fab with a wrap over it. It is extremely flattering to those of us with 'post-children' figures. But you must promise not to buy it in black (unless you're bigger than me obviously), else there really will be murder on the dancefloor.

[kneehighinnappies]

Quite like this but Not sure about the sparlky bits round the top?

[gorymacmummy]

I think that dress is reallly flattering KHIN, if you were worried about your tum you could get one of those girdly things nthat hold everything in?

Have you tried next??

[kneehighinnappies]

Squiffy I quite like it in red or purple, but I wouldn't want to tread on any toes by buying the same dress in a different colour

[kneehighinnappies]

Ah yes GMM support knickers I am way ahead of you there, but there is only so much they can do

[bossykate]

would you consider borrowing a dress? what size are you? where do you live?

[normabutty]

I still prefer that black one you like.

[bossykate]

you said not flashy but all the things you've linked to are flashy imho! not in a bad way

[bossykate]

except the plain black one - that's nice.

[kneehighinnappies]

I mean not flashy as in BOWs or netting and all over sequins may be something a little sparlky but not to OTT Iyswim.
Why do you ask if I would borrow a dress do you have something in mind?
I would seriously consider it if it was a great dress

[bossykate]

i do. i have at least one lbd that i think is very flattering - it is quite plain though, needs dressing up with accessories. it's a 14 from hobbs, so more like a 14 - 16 - probably too big for you

[kneehighinnappies]

Ah yes I am an 11
(10 on a good day 12 on a bad.)

[bossykate]

you can't have that much of a tummy problem then

[kneehighinnappies]

I used to be a 6 before I had dd1 then I was a 8-10 then I got pg with DT'S and now my poor little tum is a mass of streched, sagging, floppy skin