A weird shaped apple or a triangle?!

[LazySusan11]

I'm 5ft 7 12 stone and carry most of my excess baggage on my stomach, I'm fairly large of nork (32FF)

I have slimmed down recently and I can now see that my top half is slightly broader than my hips, I feel like the bloody Hulk, whatever I wear if someone takes a photo I always think I look huge, thanks to my huge boobs and broad shoulders I'm starting to feel very unfeminine.

I have no idea how to dress, I have a special occasion coming smart casual attire and I'm stumped.

I don't like the tops of my arms out at all and I'm not a huge fan of wearing dresses mainly because I have a very short stumpy body and most dresses make me look like a sack of shite or cut me in half.

The flare type dresses look better but then they're all fairly high neck and sleeveless.

I have pretty decent legs but that's it! What am I going to wear?!

[LazySusan11]

Anyone?

[FriendofBill]

If you are big on top, wide straps, halter necks, cap sleeves.
There are longline waistcoat type things around at the moment, they might help to divide/streamline you.
Prints/bold colour on best features.

Plunge neckline if you have a good bust, jewellery to draw attention there.

Legs out!

[FriendofBill]

Wrap dresses