Jerry Hall's wedding dress

(47 Posts)
herecomesthsun Sun 06-Mar-16 08:48:52

Guardian pictures here

Not quite what I expected - is that a veil? but she looks well happy.

MintyChops Sun 06-Mar-16 08:53:53

Don't like the dress at all, weird length and not flattering. She does look radiantly happy though and he looks pretty thrilled too. I think Tracy Emin looks really good, love her coat....

Orangeanddemons Sun 06-Mar-16 08:58:37

Ugh, imagine Micheal Gove at your wedding...

winkywinkola Sun 06-Mar-16 08:59:36

Imagine Tracey Emin at your wedding. Yuck. And Rupert Murdoch. Even more yuck.

PeaceOfWildThings Sun 06-Mar-16 09:00:51

Tracy Emin is wearing a black dress. All the male guests seem elderly and mostly with women half their age. Not a great advertisement for lasting martiage in our current celebrity society, at least among this little circle. So sad.

herecomesthsun Sun 06-Mar-16 09:08:10

They are a couple aged is it 59 and 89 or thereabouts, the guests are likely to be older than at the average wedding. Interesting guest list though. Weddings later in life can be great, triumph of hope over expected life span. Georgia May Jagger doesn't look too pleased, though.

Orangeanddemons Sun 06-Mar-16 09:50:52

Indeed, Rupert Murdoch at your wedding is just too horrible to contemplate.

Oh wait...he's the groomshock yuk yuk yuk. <shudder> .Just like marrying a toad. I know you have to kiss a lot of frogs, but not to end up with a toad surely?

Nothing to do,with his millions I'm sure! But JH is still very attractive. She could have found someone nicer and still rich.

Orangeanddemons Sun 06-Mar-16 10:06:00

And considering she was with Mick Jagger for aeons her groom isn't very Rock n Roll. Neither is Gove.

hollyisalovelyname Sun 06-Mar-16 10:14:49

Is it appropriate that M Gove is at Rupert Murdochs wedding?

Thisismyalias Sun 06-Mar-16 10:16:36

In a couple of the photos it looks like it's gotten bunched up in her knickers.

BeachysFlipFlops Sun 06-Mar-16 10:17:08

Bill Wyman looks very rough!

burnishedsilver Sun 06-Mar-16 10:50:08

I liked the dress on her but she could have done without the hair band.

flumpybear Sun 06-Mar-16 12:39:26

I cannot believe Gove went to the wedding!!! And let's face it she hardly married him because of his dashing looks or morals

blahblueblah Sun 06-Mar-16 12:50:55

Surprised by Bob Geldof's attendance.

sirmione Sun 06-Mar-16 12:57:42

Liked her dress, shoes were gopping. She was def a radiant bride.

NattyGolfJerkin Sun 06-Mar-16 13:02:56

I'm really not keen on the dress. Ok (if a bit boring and dated cowl neck) at the top but really terrible at the bottom. Horrible, unflattering length, terrible shoes. Rotten, though her choice in frocks is the least of her worries, IMO.

Orangeanddemons Sun 06-Mar-16 13:19:30

But even if I was sleeping on the streets, I could NEVER marry Murdoch.

The wedding night....ugh...I can't even think about it. Yuk yuk yuk<vom>

Autumn2014 Sun 06-Mar-16 13:31:53

Itwas the shoes that distracted me I thought the shoes were too clunky. I understand her wanting to wear flats but I thought the shape and the patent finish of the silver with the big buckle was too harsh compared to the light fabric and style of the dress. The adult bridesmaid's shoes seemed more in keeping and were low heels or totally flat. But I know nothing about fashion and they are probably £££ and designer.

ScarletForYa Sun 06-Mar-16 13:42:42

I thought the dress was poor. It looked badly made, didn't like the twist at the bottom of the skirt and the random tulle hanging in a point at the front. The shoes didn't go at all.

MitzyLeFrouf Sun 06-Mar-16 13:45:41

The wedding guests (and the groom!) look like a lineup of the most morally bankrupt people in society.

Best of luck Jerry you seem nice, but ugh, how could you marry that evil old crook?

SchrodingersKitKat Sun 06-Mar-16 13:51:35

They both look very happy.

Jerry looked over the moon. I liked the colour and fabric of her dress and the neckline. But the length of the dress and the shoes made her look totally ungainly. She looked nothing like a sophisticated woman and everything like a school girl dressed up.

Why were her daughters' dresses subtly different colors? That was weird. Did Viv run out of fabric to do hen the same colour?

The older daughter is the image of Jerry. I know we are not allowed to comment on people's weight but she looked terribly thin to me.

The younger daughter looked very unhappy to be there.

I was actually surprised here were not more slebs there. I would have thought they would all want to curry favor.

Madbengalmum Sun 06-Mar-16 14:13:52

Apart from micheal caine and his wife, who are always immaculate, i thought what a mess most people looked. And what is with the young bridesmaids' bustier look, eurgh!

Madbengalmum Sun 06-Mar-16 14:15:06

Oh, and everybody including the bride and groom seemed to have awful mismatched shoes?? WTF??

SchrodingersKitKat Sun 06-Mar-16 14:20:59

Shakira always looks beautiful.

DinosaursRoar Sun 06-Mar-16 14:31:37

Oh I thought the shoes were horrible. The dress is a bit dull but she's a 59 year old bride, you wouldn't really expect cutting edge fashion, more something a bit 'safe'.

The 14 year old bridesmaid looked like she should have been given the 'grown up bridesmaid' dress, not the "little girl" one - it was cut for a flatter figure.

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