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What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

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WilburIsSomePig · 03/03/2016 22:09

www.clarks.co.uk/p/26112911

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MrsLettuce · 03/03/2016 22:11

WTF indeed

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PennyHasNoSurname · 03/03/2016 22:11

They look a bit "Wandering Oakens Trading Post" to me!

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Lanark2 · 03/03/2016 22:13

Sex! Love the lambs foot!

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Palomb · 03/03/2016 22:14

Are those fleecy bed socks or part of the shoe?

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fluffypenguinbelly · 03/03/2016 22:14

Oh dear god.

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ScarlettDarling · 03/03/2016 22:14

Dear God.... £100 for those ugly abominations? Shock

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PurpleDaisies · 03/03/2016 22:14

I'm amazed they're in the sale. Grin

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BanningTheWordNaice · 03/03/2016 22:15

I cannot imagine why there's any left for them to be on sale. Quick guys!!

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Cookiemonstar · 03/03/2016 22:15

Crying here! Who would buy them?

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WilburIsSomePig · 03/03/2016 22:16

Oh come on Palomb, I think it's quite clear that it's 'a removable sock that enables the wearer to adapt the boot accordingly and customise their own look by wearing different socks underneath.' Obviously ...

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Palomb · 03/03/2016 22:16

I haven't got them in my size. I am GUTTED.

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HumphreyCobblers · 03/03/2016 22:16

I am speechless at the horror. And I LIKE ugly shoes.

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BanningTheWordNaice · 03/03/2016 22:16

Seriously though if you did that bad a job as that designer has done in any other job..

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megletthesecond · 03/03/2016 22:16


I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt and wondered if they might be comfy but I think the ties would cut into your leg.
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Palomb · 03/03/2016 22:17

A removable sock eh?

Revolutionary.

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YakTriangle · 03/03/2016 22:17

Holy flurk.
I can't even imagine what they were thinking when that got past the 'amusing doodle on a pad' stage. Is it April 1st already?

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Hassled · 03/03/2016 22:18

Those really are quite breathtaking :o

Someone somewhere designed those and then someone else thought they were worth taking a punt on. Then someone approved it. Who are these people? What are they like?

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whatdoIget · 03/03/2016 22:18

A boot with a removable sock, ie a sandal? I don't understand why wearing socks with sandals makes them a boot? Try telling that to the pissing down rain Confused

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BanningTheWordNaice · 03/03/2016 22:18

I really want someone to troll and pretend they like them/are offended but that performance would be Oscar worthy.

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tethersend · 03/03/2016 22:18

I no longer fear hell.

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WilburIsSomePig · 03/03/2016 22:18

I just ... there's nothing ... I actually cannot find one nice thing to say about them. The socks look warm I suppose?

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WilburIsSomePig · 03/03/2016 22:20

Remarkably, they still have them in every size so if you really want em you best be quick. Those babies will be snapped up before you know it.

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tigerdriverII · 03/03/2016 22:21

Aaargh. These are going to keep on appearing on my ad banners now.

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Mumteedum · 03/03/2016 22:21


The scariest footwear ever. I feel slightly nauseous. Just...wrong.
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CwtchMeQuick · 03/03/2016 22:22

This is all I have to add

What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?
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