browsing zara and lolling at their styling

[OnlyHereForTheCamping]

I know it's mean and a crime against wimmin and all but wtaf is going on here

www.zara.com/uk/en/woman/outerwear/view-all/quilted-parka-c733882p2885169.html

[MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours]

She doesn't look too happy about it either

[AnyFucker]

my daughter has that coat

it's pretty nice

she doesn't wear it with that facial expression though nor with the eyebrows that match the fur hood

[ggirl]

lol

[OnlyHereForTheCamping]

In the interests of equal opportunity lolling
www.zara.com/uk/en/man/outerwear/view-all/hooded-cape-c764502p2774028.html

[DickDewy]

OMG. All I see is hideous eyebrows.

[AnyFucker]

now that coat is ree-dicklas

[Dontlaugh]

There is no need for that child (for that is what she is) to look so sulky. Unless she was told to. The eyebrows, otoh, are just inexplicable.

[AnyFucker]

here the coat is a rag, the trousers are rags, the scarf is a rag, the hair is a rag

only fit for polishing my floor

[AngieWhats]

I like Zara in store, but their website is absolute shite and the styling is grim. The models all look miserable, and they manage to make really nice items look like something a child stole from their nana's closet and tried on for a dressing-up game.

[AngieWhats]

ROTFL at the guy in the cape

[OnlyHereForTheCamping]

Anyfucker that child needs to get the hair out of her eyes before she gives herself a squint

[OnlyHereForTheCamping]

Cape is amazing

[ohmyeyebettymartin]

The cape is hilarious. DP has something like that, it's black and waterproof and he wears it for cycling in the rain

[Redcrayons]

I'm up north and You don't see many caped-men round these parts. Is that one of them fancy London hipster things?

[fiorentina]

Capes crusader. WTF?! Made me laugh though.

[jellyjiggles]

I'm also up north. Shown my very northern husband the caped crusader (complete with driving gloves)

His reply 'Jesus is that really a man'.

[ohmyeyebettymartin]

Waterproof cape-wearing DP is Dutch, we live in Holland where everyone cycles (and many wear capes but nothing like that one).

[Dontlaugh]

Mumsnet Styles Zara!

Out with those fancy capes, yer not in Clapham now, love
Wash those eyebrows off, this INSTANT!
Smile, wud ya? Yer getting the dress for free.


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[elQuintoConyo]

Love love love the cape! DH said he'd wear it in salmon

Although I can't see anything wrong with the coat in the OP, not my style, but inoffensive.

[OnlyHereForTheCamping]

Coat is fine, but crazy look is hilarious.

[StrawberrytallCake]

Oooh I quite like that last one, reminds me of the fashion 'derelicte' from off of Zoolander.

[StrawberrytallCake]

Think they also stole this blanket lady from derelicte.

[FauxFox]

The cape is hilarious - do you think it would double as a yurt for a bit of glamping if the need arose?

[elQuintoConyo]

Derelicte indeed!

Is that 'fringed vest' monstrosity made from yak?

[Asteria36]

Oh good lord! I am getting that cape for DH - that'll learn him for being a twat Perhaps I will try and convince him that it is all the rage for playing golf in!