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Skater skirts <shudder>

54 replies

PiratePanda · 06/08/2014 01:17

Dear women of all shapes, sizes and ages everywhere,

Skater skirts look hideous on everybody. For the love of god, please stop.

Yours gratefully

Pirate

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 01:19

I quite like mine so nerrrr

Skater skirts <shudder>
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PiratePanda · 06/08/2014 01:20

Morphine that's a dress, not a skirt.

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bigTillyMint · 06/08/2014 01:22

They do NOT look hideous on everybody. They look fab on young not too tall curvy girls, which sadly counts me out!

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 01:22

It isn't actually, the top is tucked in and is the exact shade. I wouldn't have posted it if it were a dress

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PiratePanda · 06/08/2014 01:28

They emphasise one's tummy (yes, even yours, Morphine). They make even the skinniest young women look like they might be a little pregnant, and they cut off thickly at the thickest part of the thigh. No.

The effect is quite different with a knee-length full skirt, which serves simply to emphasise a small waist.

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 01:31

Like that one too. I like them, I don't care if they emphasize my stomach because they're one of the few styles I can wear with my mahoosive hips.

I like them :) each to their own. Knee length skirts make my calfs look even bigger than they are now

Skater skirts <shudder>
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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 01:32

And I know I'm overweight anyway so a bit of big belly and thunder and lightening thighs are to be expected ha!

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SecretWitch · 06/08/2014 01:41

Morphine, I would kill for your figure! I think you look gorgeous! (Well from the bottem down) Grin

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PittTheYounger · 06/08/2014 01:47

They look like those skirts hippos wear

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 01:48

Oh jeez secretwitch thankyou Blush, but honestly those sorts of dresses do me favours. I'm overweight and tend to look and feel better those - which is why it's annoying when people say they're horrible because surely comfort for a person is important! They don't make my hips feel like they're being squashed, but allow my waist to be shown too

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SecretWitch · 06/08/2014 01:51

Morphine, they look fab on you. Your legs look pretty and your tum looks flat. Lucky, lucky you!

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 01:53

Well there we have it, skater dresses aren't hideous on everyone, SecretWitch says so

No really, thankyou. I didn't want compliments just wanted to show why I liked them but I do love a good compliment

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SecretWitch · 06/08/2014 02:00

Exactly! I am such a fashionista.. looks down at 15 year old university Tshirt and yoga pants

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 02:00

I'm currently wearing pants with cows on, and a primark vest for two years ago. I am bang on trend.

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bigTillyMint · 06/08/2014 02:04

Morphine you look fab! Exactly the right shape for themSmile whereas I look ridiculous and way too old!

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MorphineDreams · 06/08/2014 02:06

I bet you don't!

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beachywaves · 06/08/2014 08:39

Its not only that they are hideously unflattering and make everyones hips look enormous, but why do grown women want to dress like little girls?

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itsbetterthanabox · 06/08/2014 12:50

Do you mean just skirts or dresses too? What's the other option? Pencil shape! Dear god no! Skater skirts only look little girl like when worn very short imo.

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ApplebyMennym · 06/08/2014 12:56

Dear judgemental random woman


I will continue to wear whatever the fuck I like and not give a shit whether it fits your definition of flattering or not. I don't dress to please anyone but myself.

Love and kisses

Me

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Elswyth · 06/08/2014 13:01

I disagree that they emphasise Morphine's tummy Shock and that they look awful on everybody.

I have a few skater skirts and dresses. Mine are Boden so probably more matronly, and slightly longer than those on the photos.

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MollySolverson · 06/08/2014 13:02

What a horrible thread. Also, what Appleby said.

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ElephantsNeverForgive · 06/08/2014 13:02

They are fun and massively better than tight skirts if you have a waist and hips.

Pencil skirts simply make my arse look huge. Pre DCs, when I had a waist, straight skirts just gaped at the top.

The DD2's school skirt is awful, it's no shape at all and sits 1/2 way down her bum.

If you have a ridiculous budget and can afford lined skirts and beautifully tailored dresses, It's a different matter.

But most of us just want a nice dress or a fun skirt as a change for jeans and skater style works well.

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WildBillfemale · 06/08/2014 13:04

Ia - they seem to morph grown women into little girls - it's a strange look.

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ElephantsNeverForgive · 06/08/2014 13:10

So what, why shouldn't grown women wear something that's fun.

God why do some women have to be so judgy of other women's fashion choices?

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Mabelface · 06/08/2014 13:25

My daughter looks gorgeous in them, as does my son's 22 year old girlfriend who is (shock horror!) quite overweight.

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