charles saatchi aside ( fgs) - susannah constantine - 2003 called - it wants its jeans back

(234 Posts)
LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 17:35:03
dexter73 Wed 30-Oct-13 19:08:47

Mmm - these are nice

Onesleeptillwembley Wed 30-Oct-13 19:11:22

I actually think the inadequate twat is making a point by going there and finding someone new to go with and get in the papers. The dim woman is probably flattered by the attention, not realising she's being used.

VivaLeBeaver Wed 30-Oct-13 19:12:42

I think he only has one suit and it's very badly fitted.

Not bothered about her jeans, I still wear bootcuts sometimes. I hear they're coming back in now!

NigellasGhost Wed 30-Oct-13 19:18:38

oh no, I don't like Suze's jeans

Ooh Dexter - great trousers. grin

Raddy Wed 30-Oct-13 19:23:23

Lord, those jeans are an abomination.

Jux Wed 30-Oct-13 19:31:53

I'm not bothered whether the jeans are skinny, bellbottom or bootcut. What bothers me is how awful they look around the hips and thighs. The rest of the outfil is dire too. Is this the one who is not shagging the Creep? Maybe her vile and unflattering outfit is a reflection of how she feels about having to spend time with such a shit. "I'll go for your sake, friend, and I'll go for the food, but don't expect me to waste time trying to look nice for it."

Those trousers that dexter linked to are ONLY £63. And 95% polyester. It's a wonder they haven't sold out or given anyone thrush

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 20:04:58

People have been saying they're coming in every year this century

FaddyPeony Wed 30-Oct-13 20:11:02

Trinny looks fab.

<hates self>

brandyandsummergloves Wed 30-Oct-13 20:11:37

I'm a bit of a fan of bootcut jeans I have to say. Feel slimmer in them than in skinnies. Not keen on the metallic jacket though.

Honestly, if you were Trinny BFF wouldn't you be advising her to steer clear?

2013go Wed 30-Oct-13 20:17:42

It's Suze's shirt that is really offensive.

Oh no, hang on, it's the fact they're willing members of the abuser's narcissistic harem that's offensive.

AND the right wing politics.

Ugh, ugh and ugh.

Trinny's outfit is ace though

DameDoom Wed 30-Oct-13 20:52:56

Susannah has great, great, great legs - the rest is very Fergie - not the Blackeyed Pea ...t'other one.

PrimalLass Wed 30-Oct-13 20:59:39

Maybe they believe "THE REASON". It is fairly easily findable with 30s of Googling.

wasabipeanut Wed 30-Oct-13 21:08:09

Christ those jeans are awful. In fact the whole ensemble makes her look like she belongs in my local Mum club on 2 for 1 cocktails night surrounded by a load of portly ladies in Per Una.

I am however significantly more appalled by the hobnobbing with Saatchi in the first place. How can any woman socialise with an abusive bastard like that and so publicly too? <shakes head>

mignonnette Wed 30-Oct-13 21:13:57

Laughing at the description 'Fashion Advisor'. Trinny's brains and common sense has clearly been displaced by all the fillers and botox.

She does however have a rather dysfunctional history of relationships with damaged or addicted men.

Susannah is just one of those 'well meaning jolly women who are a bit 'Tim Nice but Dim'. She went out with Linley FFS who is thicker than the wood he is usually found carving.

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 21:47:55

Primal link

JoanRanger Thu 31-Oct-13 06:19:50

Are we really bitching out women for wearing non-skinny jeans now?

I knew I couldn't buy any jeans that WEREN'T skinny but I didn't know we'd crossed over into publicly shaming miscreants now.

MrsCampbellBlack Thu 31-Oct-13 06:26:56

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for trinny and susannah - they were lovely when they came on here for a webchat (and you know answered my questions)

And I would really like to know the name of Trinny's botox/filler doctor.

But as for the photographs with Saatchi - oh dear.

merrymouse Thu 31-Oct-13 06:27:01

I think they can't go anywhere else because they wouldn't be allowed to smoke. They are doing the equivalent of hanging out by the fire escape but posher.

LordPalmerston Thu 31-Oct-13 06:44:40

Her face isn't that amazing. What is she? Mid 40s?

MrsCampbellBlack Thu 31-Oct-13 06:58:53

She used to have very bad skin so its a lot better than it was.

LordPalmerston Thu 31-Oct-13 07:03:03

Oh I see

GrandstandingBlueTit Thu 31-Oct-13 07:18:13

Agree with Jux, it's not the bottom of the jeans that's the problem, it's the top of them.

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