charles saatchi aside ( fgs) - susannah constantine - 2003 called - it wants its jeans back

(234 Posts)
LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 17:35:03

I know the jeans are bad but they do pale in comparison with the excuse for a human being that is Saatchi.

TripTrapTripTrapOverTheBridge Wed 30-Oct-13 18:14:37

Oh come on,the jeans aren't that bad! Not everyone likes or wants skinny jeans.Not many people actually look good in them..

As for Charles Saatchi,what is she thinking???

All that aside,Trinny is looking fab!

thepurplepenguin Wed 30-Oct-13 18:17:28

Ye gods...

Urgh to all of them.

Took me half the article to work out who was shagging who.

bundaberg Wed 30-Oct-13 18:26:57

fucking hell trinny!! seriously???

isn't that the same actual table?

i can't; even look at the clothes, i'm that shocked

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 18:27:47

Thd colours trinny is wearing are nice. Susannah is a little equine

bundaberg Wed 30-Oct-13 18:27:57

why is he holding susanna
like that in the first couple of pics?

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 18:29:41

He's a reet weirdo.

Fillybuster Wed 30-Oct-13 18:30:35

On the one hand I'm mortally offended by the bad taste shown.

On the other, the jeans are the least of the problem I have with these pics....

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 18:31:10

Well yes. What's come over them ?!

A trifle equestrian my brother used to say....

Are these women stupid or what? Do they not pay attention to the outside world or don't they care? The man is a proven wankbadger.

Marylou2 Wed 30-Oct-13 18:36:26

Ewww! Bunch of freaks! Lucky escape for the lovely Nigella.

I suppose Trinny's statement ^necklace ^will come in handy when she's attempting to distract from the neck bruises arising from one of Saatchi's throttling sessions.

CharlotteBronteSaurus Wed 30-Oct-13 18:42:57

nice leopard shoes though - I wonder if they're the Boden ones?

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 18:46:38

Lol. Thread a mixture of fashion deliberation and horror at them befriending an abuser

Onesleeptillwembley Wed 30-Oct-13 18:46:44

For people that used to advise on sartorial matters, Trinny and Tranny have done themselves no favours.
I have no words for the rest. Well I do, but if I start I won't stop!

Merguez Wed 30-Oct-13 18:49:26

Nothing wrong with the jeans for someone of that age.

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 18:50:05

Lol. She's not sixty !! "Her age" ?!

BasilBabyEater Wed 30-Oct-13 18:50:24

Is she actually smoking in one of those photos?

<Bewildered>

Isn't that incredibly downmarket for her?

LordPalmerston Wed 30-Oct-13 18:53:14

The comments were (when I last looked ) actually quite funny

Merguez Wed 30-Oct-13 18:54:01

No. same age as me, roughly. I love my boot cuts and never wear skinnies.

PrimalLass Spain Wed 30-Oct-13 18:55:26

Does he never go anywhere else?

PatoBanton Wed 30-Oct-13 18:59:49

Oh good lord.

what the patootie do they think they're doing?

It's SusannaH as well

the man is a TWAT

how hurtful would that be for Nigella to see those photos..

disgraceful

Trinny is v v pretty. Susannah, erm...I think the shirt is the worst bit of the outfit, and that's including the awful jacket.

dexter73 Wed 30-Oct-13 19:06:51

Lifted from the comments - Susannah's jacket is actually from their Trinny and Susannah range on QVC. So if you do 'want the look', you can buy the exact same one.

I am defo going on QVC to have a look at their range of clothes!!grin

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