She is just sooooo beautiful!

(118 Posts)
Goal Fri 12-Jul-13 17:42:43

I swear she just doesn't age. I want to be her! How is she 44

Helena christensen

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 17:11:00

I love the pants too.

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 17:13:06

It is interesting actually I love all that and not sure why. I love agent provocateur too and I know some women hate it and I consider myself feminist but I love it. Confused.

missmartha Sat 13-Jul-13 17:29:30

Of course she has lovely features, but those pis are rough.

Who said reader's wives? Spot on.

MasterOfTheYoniverse Sat 13-Jul-13 17:50:29

she is stunning!

But that takes a lot of cocaine & photoshop to achieve no? Allegedly?
Stunning nonetheless.

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 17:51:12

Cocaine? Really?

MasterOfTheYoniverse Sat 13-Jul-13 17:55:26

oh yeah really?
seriously? what do you think they are on?

of course genetics to die for: half danish half venezuelan or columbian…..surely a good mix!

YoniTime Sat 13-Jul-13 17:57:06

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noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 17:58:24

yoni wtf are you on about?

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 17:59:44

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SoupDragon Sat 13-Jul-13 17:59:47

Why are those pictures OK and glamour modelling is not?

They are tacky and sleazy.

PiratePanda Sat 13-Jul-13 18:00:07

Also, I'm not sure she really is only 44; having grown up in the supermodel era, I'm sure she's more than 5 years older than me.

MasterOfTheYoniverse Sat 13-Jul-13 18:00:13

bah! just wikied! half Peruvian! even more exotic! we stand no chance!

She is so gorgeous.

MasterOfTheYoniverse Sat 13-Jul-13 18:02:56

wiki claims she is a self proclaimed cheese addict. Right, just like the rest of us.

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 18:03:32

I think most of that genre is sleazy and tacky it seems to be fashion in the last 15 or so years since the Kate Moss junkie look pics etc. It is no different to glamour modelling in essence but is packaged as art and they cross their fingers no one challenges it.

YoniTime Sat 13-Jul-13 18:03:50

Oh noddy I thought you meant you absolutely loved those photos, and I just couldn't get my head around why someone (especially a mum on mumsnet) would love them, as they're so far from my taste as it gets. I'm quite sane though, thanks!

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 18:05:24

You seem to be confused though about sexuality. Very insulting.

YoniTime Sat 13-Jul-13 18:07:06

Well, you're the one who said I sounded like a lunatic, which is very insulting...I don't think lesbian is an insult, however, if you like old sleazy porno reader's wives stuff I'm going to judge wink

YoniTime Sat 13-Jul-13 18:08:09

All this because I was all ???? at people liking the pics, people posting them on this board, well, them being news....

MasterOfTheYoniverse Sat 13-Jul-13 18:08:23

Noddy, just ignore them.
am sure she is a bit older than 44. Gorgeous nonetheless.

SaltySeaBird Sat 13-Jul-13 18:09:49

She has a good figure for her age, no doubting that, but as others have said those pictures are photo-shopped. A lot.

I've done (paid) airbrushing touch up work before. I could probably make most of you look like that given a good enough basic shot and some time.

MarshaBrady Sat 13-Jul-13 18:13:55

Even 20 year olds get airbrushed so it's kind of a given these days.

I didn't realise she was half Peruvian. Danish/Peruvian no wonder she looks great.

MasterOfTheYoniverse Sat 13-Jul-13 18:17:57

salty? serious, want to start a business wink
can you erase my elevens? DD thinks I look a bit angry ….which is a good cue to go get botoxed.

DeathByTray Sat 13-Jul-13 18:25:59

Salty you up for a challenge then?

I shaved my legs today for the first time this year so that should help.
grin

noddyholder Sat 13-Jul-13 18:32:26

Her mixed heritage has been a gift in the skin dept!

Bakingnovice Sat 13-Jul-13 18:34:58

Wizard thanks for posting the untouched photo. She looks less sleazy in that photo. She's beautiful but I'm sorry the photos are sleazy and slightly degrading.

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