I'm off out this weekend for a friends hen night. I am absolutely broke and have literally nothing to wear . My choices are absolutely limited. I own one pair of jeans one pair of blue linen trousers and one pair of black trousers. I own a few various coloured t-shirts and vest tops. nothing remotely suitable for an evening out. I also have a gold lace cardigan and a white shrug. I am fat and a bit fed up, please someone send me a fairy godmother or sort me an outfit from the above listed?!