IT'S TIME... FOR THE HORNED HOOFERS 2013

[LadyMountbatten]

And yes, note this is on the PICTURES topic.
Right. Here's the deal.
Aim: to give us all the most beautiul tootsies around
To banish dried skin, fungal toe nails corns and blisters
To upload before and after shots

Method:

Any bloody way you like.
DIY : flexitol (or similar) foot file. The loyda pharmacy grater, ped egg, Nail clippers
PRO: pay through the nose

Timescale:

No one on this thread can have shit feet by midsummers day.

[LadyMountbatten]

Here's the loyds chemist grater.

Bloody fantastic plus slightly addictive.

You might end up with tiny stumps for feet
www.lloydspharmacy.com/en/lloydspharmacy-corn-amp-callous-safety-knife-14999

[LadyMountbatten]

No one?