I'm a pear, 12ish on top, 16 on bottom. Best feature - top half, I don't mind my arms and shoulders, hate my fat thighs. Have been known to wear skinny jeans but I'm never sure I get away with it, have been reading the thread on skinnies with interest. Maybe a dress? Have no idea where to start!! Don't want to be really dressy as London's always really casual compared to where I am in the north.