Coleen - Who fancies a point and a laugh??

(42 Posts)

While she's not my cuppa tea there are folk who regard Coleen Rooney as vaguely fashionable no?

I would like some of them to explain the following abominations to me please.

Deirdre Bar-NO

I don't......what the.....Huh?

Viscose Bon Marché special for £45

For those days nothing else will do but looking like a Poundstretcher Danny Zuko

Gypsies, tramps and thieves!

Geordie Shore

Ummm

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Fri 07-Dec-12 21:23:51

I was all set to come here and call you cruel for pointing and laughing but jeez! Thems some shocking outfits.

And the prices! Seriously, who the heck buys that shit?

upstart68 Fri 07-Dec-12 21:24:23

OMG the printed kimono top is something else! I'm very tempted to get this for my sister for xmas just to see the look on her face.

I had to zoom in on the jumpsuit to see the birds.

IveBeenGoodSantaIPromise Fri 07-Dec-12 21:24:23

She must have been paid a lot? Only explanation as to why she would wear these shockers. The blue cutaway bin bag is my favourite. All very strange!?

Caerlaverock Fri 07-Dec-12 21:27:33

The tunic! Is is on a one woman mission to prove the other thread right

germyrabbit Fri 07-Dec-12 21:28:57

dear me

Taffeta Fri 07-Dec-12 21:31:47

My PC opened the first 3 but was so obviously offended by them it won't let me see the others

germyrabbit Fri 07-Dec-12 21:34:07

see the whole collection here

PretzelTime Fri 07-Dec-12 21:34:31

Not so bad until I saw the £85 polyester jumpsuit with birds on it.

She does look suitably mortified in some of the pics doesn't she?

Why would you put a 5ft lass in a jumpsuit?? confused

TheCatInTheHairnet Fri 07-Dec-12 21:36:44

That last one!! shock

HorraceTheChristmasOtter Fri 07-Dec-12 21:37:26

Her arms are fucking weird in the ugly stripy jumper. They seem to have shrunk... All bloody ugly and shit airbrushing too.

WashingtonIrving Fri 07-Dec-12 21:42:01

well, you wouldn't want to go anywhere near her with a flame would you? all that polyester would go up in seconds...

BOFingSanta Fri 07-Dec-12 21:43:41

She's a lovely-looking girl, but jeez, those outfits are more hideous than anything Kayes Catalogue could have summoned from hell in 1982,

TheCrackFox Fri 07-Dec-12 21:50:37

My God, the prices! You would think they would at least be cheap considering the vileness.

Notcontent Fri 07-Dec-12 22:24:44

Oh my god, all those clothes are so ugly!!! And they are not even fashionable. Who are they aimed at???

blondietinsellyminx Fri 07-Dec-12 22:29:22

Eighty five ACTUAL pounds for grim polyester?!! hmm

corlan Sat 08-Dec-12 09:08:04

I thought this was going to be about the Coleen Nolan collection here.

Which one is worse? You decide.

noddyholder Sat 08-Dec-12 09:14:28

I like coleen and was hoping this was about the Nolan rather than the rooney! The clothes are a horror though but I feel more comfortable pointing and laughing at Nolan for some reason grin

Strange she hasn't actually been pictured wearing any of this shit in RL hmm... do they not stock it in Flannels shock?

Honestly, talk about capitalising on minor celebrity - VB is one thing, but at least she would wear her own "creations", the hypocrisy in this, however, is breathtaking. waits to be proved wrong with pics of Coleen in nightclub wearing jumpsuit grin

Eliza22 Sat 08-Dec-12 11:35:30

Don't stand near a naked flame, Coleen! Awful awful AWFUL!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 08-Dec-12 11:38:24

Have the Per Una Speziale designers got new jobs?

givemeaclue Sat 08-Dec-12 11:43:53

Only 97p per week....

TotesFeckingAmaze Sat 08-Dec-12 15:50:50

Shocking!

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