Yellow toenails seemed a good idea

[Northey]

They looked so pretty when freshly painted, all primrosey and lovely in the morning sun.

I just caught a sideways glimpse of them in dingy light and they look like bruised fungal infections :(

[echt]

Hmm... I can just imagine this.:o

I think blue nail varnish makes people look as if they've dropped a hammer on their toes. Or as if they've been dirtied-up by make-up artists to be extras as Victorian urchins. Or Orcs.

[Catsmamma]

take it off and start again!

Yellow is only nice if you are a daffodil.