Workin' the boards hard this week...
I am going on holiday on Monday.
- I own 1 pair of bikini bottoms (black, retro-style shorts)
One maternity swimsuit, but I am not pregnant
One bikini top which only fits one breast -see point 3.
- So if I am not to wear the maternity jojomaman baggy thing I need a bikini. I quite like the retro-style or a bandeau with halter neck - saw a beautiful one in the Sunday Times Style and Fashun mag - green gingham - but it's not on their website.
- Can't do triangle bikinis as my norks are totally asymetric as the babe is feeding off one only.
I like shorts style bottoms as it saves on bikini line palaver.
Well after that classy confessional piece, I throw myself upon your mercy. Any ideas?