In the spirit of Harry Hill, which one is better;
The child (age 13) who asks the person who had cooked the food if he could have the last item of food left on the centre of the table (thereby not asking the other adult at the table) or the child who snatches the last piece of food and loudly announces "I am having this" and stuffs it into their mouth and their parent never says a word? (ages 9 - 15)
The child who has the annoying habit of using silly voices and silly random phrases in conversation (age 13) or the child who screams and cries for ten minutes when she is told she can't wear a a particular pair of socks or a preferred T shirt because of suitability on that particular day. (age 9)
The child (age 13) who picks his clothes up every night, hangs the towel on the rail, draws his own curtains and unpacks his own school bag or the child who has all this done for him because apparently he is too young to be expected to do such things (age 12).
The child (age 13) who is upstairs in bed by 9pm every night and who is woken in the morning by the parent? or the children who are still hassling parents at nearly midnight and are then waking them at 6am every single morning (ages 9 to 15).
The child (age 13) who will fiddle with the salt and pepper pot or his cutlery in a restaurant or play with the lemon and ice in his glass (age 13) or the children who snatch things from a waiters hand (age 9) and who never say please or thank you when ordering from the waiter. (age 9 to 15)
The child who writes thank you letters (age 13), sends texts and thanks in person when receiving birthday and Christmas presents or the children who snatch presents from gift givers hands and never or very rarely say thank you. (ages 9 - 15).
The child who demands to be read a bedtime story every night who refuses to let her parent walk next to his partner in the street, sit next to her at the dinner table or on the sofa, demands to sit in the front seat of the car every time only one adult is present (age 9) or the child who asks his Mum for a cuddle and a head scratch on the sofa before he goes up to bed. (age 13)
The child who comes on holiday and wants to do activities and be active and gets frustrated when being made to sit around a holiday cottage with nothing to do (age 13) or the children that sit in the said holiday cottage not wanting to do anything unless co-erced (age 9 to 14) and refuse to come out of their room unless they are eating a meal (age 15).
The child whose father can't be bothered with him and has only seen him twice since Christmas (age 13) or the children whose parents are constantly fighting over the kids causing much stress to everyone. (age 9 to 15)
I could go on and on............
Guess who is feeling some massive injustices at the moment?!!
And which adult is the grown man (age; bloody old enough to open his eyes!) who is sniping at the above 13 year old?
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theredhen · 20/03/2012 12:48
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