KLAXON DP is growing something

[Ohb0llocks]

What is this? I've poked it and it's soft. I want to stick something in it so badly

[PatMullins]

Delicious, that's what it is

[tiredvommachine]

OH HELLO!

[DonkeyOaty]

On his head? I'm all for poking and squeezing but neck up in my book is a job for the doc

[Gobbolinothewitchscat]

Oh my God - that is amazing. I am so jealous

[Tiggeryoubastard]

Ding dong channelsLeslie Phillips

[flanjabelle]

STICK A NEEDLE IN IT. NOW.

[PikachuSayBoo]

What Flanjabelle said!

[4yoniD]

You rang the klaxon. You must pop a needle in....

[peaceloveandshitmoms]

Get a hot flannel on that immediately. Meanwhile, sterilise your needle...

[Ohb0llocks]

He won't let me. He's waiting for it to go by itself. I'm going to have to follow him around staring at it. Or poke it in the night.

[PatMullins]

Well that's just selfish of him.

[Tiggeryoubastard]

LTB (but make sure you get residency of the 'thing'.

[girlandboy]

How quickly did this appear?

Just that my DH had one looking very similar in about the same area and it turned out to be a lipoma. Nothing poppable, but he had to have it removed (cut out) under local anaesthetic.

And it grew back. And had to be cut out again.
Very disappointing

[Ohb0llocks]

It started life as a small bump!

[WindPowerRanger]

I feel your pain. DH has one ear blocked with a massive bung of wax and won't even let me look at it. He just calls me an eardo (ear weirdo) and sidles off.

[girlandboy]

Ohb0llocks
DH's started as a small bump, but it took quite a while to grow.

Because it was behind his ear he could "hear" the operation. All the squelching made him go a bit funny

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

Oooh, hopefully it's an ingrown hair. I got one on my scalp last year, it took a few weeks before it was "ready" but when it was, it didn't disappoint. I got a load of gunk and a full grown head hair about 9 inches long! Good times...

[HermioneWeasley]

Hot flannel "for the pain" and then "accidentally" stick him with a needle

[KittyKrap]

Lovely!!! You HAVE to do this for us

[Ohb0llocks]

9 inches long? Oh my god beautiful. I will ask when he's had a shower. I plan to just ask 'for a look' and then poke it and see what happens.

[mineofuselessinformation]

Is that a small head in the upper right hand part?

[Ohb0llocks]

No I think it's just the light/angle. I'll get another picture of today's situation.

[Wolfiefan]

Get a milk bottle. Now!

[Boogers]

That's just beautiful! It's calling out to you, saying "squeeze me, squeeze me". You must give it a poke and take a video!

[cjt110]

Well....?