KLAXON DP is growing something

(45 Posts)
Ohb0llocks Tue 30-Aug-16 22:07:04

What is this? I've poked it and it's soft. I want to stick something in it so badly <rubs thighs> grin

PatMullins Tue 30-Aug-16 22:07:30

Delicious, that's what it is grin

tiredvommachine Tue 30-Aug-16 22:08:47

OH HELLO!

DonkeyOaty Tue 30-Aug-16 22:09:04

On his head? I'm all for poking and squeezing but neck up in my book is a job for the doc

<boring>

Gobbolinothewitchscat Tue 30-Aug-16 22:09:42

Oh my God - that is amazing. I am so jealous

Tiggeryoubastard Tue 30-Aug-16 22:10:10

Ding dong channelsLeslie Phillips

flanjabelle Tue 30-Aug-16 22:10:52

STICK A NEEDLE IN IT. NOW.

PikachuSayBoo Tue 30-Aug-16 22:12:52

What Flanjabelle said!

4yoniD Tue 30-Aug-16 22:13:58

You rang the klaxon. You must pop a needle in....

peaceloveandshitmoms Tue 30-Aug-16 22:15:52

Get a hot flannel on that immediately. Meanwhile, sterilise your needle...

Ohb0llocks Tue 30-Aug-16 22:15:57

He won't let me. He's waiting for it to go by itself. I'm going to have to follow him around staring at it. Or poke it in the night.

PatMullins Tue 30-Aug-16 22:17:06

Well that's just selfish of him.

Tiggeryoubastard Tue 30-Aug-16 22:37:10

LTB (but make sure you get residency of the 'thing'.

girlandboy Wed 31-Aug-16 16:27:49

How quickly did this appear?

Just that my DH had one looking very similar in about the same area and it turned out to be a lipoma. Nothing poppable, but he had to have it removed (cut out) under local anaesthetic.

And it grew back. And had to be cut out again.
Very disappointing sad

Ohb0llocks Wed 31-Aug-16 17:28:53

It started life as a small bump!

WindPowerRanger Wed 31-Aug-16 17:30:24

I feel your pain. DH has one ear blocked with a massive bung of wax and won't even let me look at it. He just calls me an eardo (ear weirdo) and sidles off.

girlandboy Wed 31-Aug-16 19:41:00

Ohb0llocks
DH's started as a small bump, but it took quite a while to grow.

Because it was behind his ear he could "hear" the operation. All the squelching made him go a bit funny confused

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Wed 31-Aug-16 19:48:06

Oooh, hopefully it's an ingrown hair. I got one on my scalp last year, it took a few weeks before it was "ready" but when it was, it didn't disappoint. I got a load of gunk and a full grown head hair about 9 inches long! smile Good times...

HermioneWeasley Wed 31-Aug-16 19:52:26

Hot flannel "for the pain" and then "accidentally" stick him with a needle

KittyKrap Wed 31-Aug-16 19:58:54

Lovely!!! You HAVE to do this for us grin

Ohb0llocks Wed 31-Aug-16 21:15:47

9 inches long? Oh my god blush beautiful. I will ask when he's had a shower. I plan to just ask 'for a look' and then poke it and see what happens.

mineofuselessinformation Wed 31-Aug-16 21:19:37

Is that a small head in the upper right hand part?

Ohb0llocks Wed 31-Aug-16 21:32:03

No I think it's just the light/angle. I'll get another picture of today's situation.

Wolfiefan Wed 31-Aug-16 21:33:31

Get a milk bottle. Now!

Boogers Wed 31-Aug-16 21:40:04

That's just beautiful! It's calling out to you, saying "squeeze me, squeeze me". You must give it a poke and take a video! grin

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