Fred Second Head: Recharged

(12 Posts)
BoopTheSnoot Tue 09-Aug-16 01:24:32

Evening fellow sporners. You may or may not remember that back in May I developed a really terrific boil where the waistband of my pants sits, that erupted in spectacular almost immediately after I gave birth to my second baby.
I had hoped that Fred Second Head as I named him would return due to a residual hard lump, alas only disappointing small amounts of fluid have been forthcoming.
BUT! I've not felt very well since yesterday. And this evening I felt a very sharp and familiar pain. Old Fred has only gone and popped up somewhere else. His original home is now a sort of purple scar. I'd say this time he's moved in about two inches lower- smack in the middle of Pube Town. I've had a cursory squeeze and he's not quite ready yet but he hurts and throbs like a motherfucker- just like last time.
Due to his new address being in a rather graphic region, I'm not keen to take photos of him. However I intend to keep this post up to date and promise photographs of whatever gunk he spits out this time. There was loads last time.
Is this acceptable?

MinnowAndTheBear Tue 09-Aug-16 01:36:59

Photographing the gunk is a step too far for me. But each to their own. Good luck OP.

PerspicaciaTick Tue 09-Aug-16 02:11:26

You forgot the klaxon OP - I'm glad you and Fred are reunited...but if he is making you feel unwell, I think a GP visit might be in order.

Groovee Wed 10-Aug-16 19:37:10

Hoping Fred sports for you soon x

SlinkyVagabond Wed 10-Aug-16 19:43:56

Oh I remember Fred. Here's hoping. Ignore Minnow, she knows nowt. wink

nilbyname Wed 10-Aug-16 19:46:49

Yaasssssssssss!

laidbackneko Wed 10-Aug-16 23:14:41

Fred!!! grin

BoopTheSnoot Wed 10-Aug-16 23:18:52

He's still growing. I don't think it'll be much longer, he is absolutely massive and really throbbing. I am so ridiculously excited blush
As if I'd allow the GP to steal my special moment! Fred belongs to the sporners grin

EBearhug Wed 10-Aug-16 23:23:44

He's not going to burst overnight in your sleep, is he?

BoopTheSnoot Thu 11-Aug-16 00:22:59

Gosh I hope not, I'd be absolutely gutted. And given my habit of sleeping in my birthday suit, it'd probably be fairly grim for DH as well grin

BoopTheSnoot Fri 19-Aug-16 17:10:18

It happened in the bath. It was monumentally disappointing sad

Groovee Fri 19-Aug-16 17:48:18

Oh no sad

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