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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

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so how lucky am I?

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2protecttheinnocent · 07/07/2016 20:24

Ohhhh my new bf has a small cyst on his lower back the kind that's a gift that just keep a on giving. So yesterday he aaked of I wouldn't mind dealing with it for him. I think I managed to supress my enthusiasm to an appropriate don't scar him off level but woooooo hooooooooo he's just perfect isn't he?!

I'm fully prepared and will be operating tonight.

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WellWhoKnew · 07/07/2016 20:25

If you don't take pictures, we will consider you the scurge of the Internet FOREVER.

UpTownFuck · 07/07/2016 20:27

I second the pictures!

ScarletOverkill · 07/07/2016 20:29

Place marking

Whatthefreakinwhatnow · 07/07/2016 20:31

Yessssss! I am having a shitty evening, this has cheered me up no end! Place marking for photos!

Wombat87 · 07/07/2016 20:31

Normal lurker place marking!

2protecttheinnocent · 07/07/2016 20:39

Ok I'll do my best with the photos - I'll try and sneak a few but it's litterally right at the bottom of his back (ass crack area)

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WellWhoKnew · 07/07/2016 20:54

Can cope with arse crack.

Wombat87 · 07/07/2016 21:10

See above!

AmberNectarine · 07/07/2016 21:14

PMSL at can cope with arse crack.

But yeah, photos.

I'm feeling conflicted because I have a big infected bite on my leg and on the one hand it hurts and is unsightly, but on the other it is suppurating and wonderful.

If it was DH I would have no such conflict to resolve.

SlinkyVagabond · 07/07/2016 21:19

Amber- and? Is your phone broken or summat?

talksensetome · 07/07/2016 21:19

Bring on the crack.

FedUpWithBriiiiiick · 07/07/2016 21:20

2protecttheinnocent · 07/07/2016 22:47

Dear audience he will be leaving work shortly curtain up warning will be given with a bell lol

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WellWhoKnew · 07/07/2016 22:56

You realise that not only are we expecting pictures, but arse crack too.

He's not a builder is he?

AmberNectarine · 07/07/2016 22:56

I can't hijack someone else's thread. If its looking suitably inflamed in the morning, I will start my own.

2protecttheinnocent · 07/07/2016 23:04

No he's not a builder but he does have an extremely cute arse. I'll do my best but I'm not sure how up to bring photo's hell be so they maube sneaky ones

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PuraVida · 07/07/2016 23:09

Ooo DH once had a massive one at the top of his arse crack. It's a Thing. I think it's called a pilodial cyst or somesuch. It's a particular follical. So times they go mad and have to be packed and all sorts.

Notthiswankagain · 08/07/2016 11:33

Well?

peaceloveandtwirlywoos · 09/07/2016 23:33

I was expecting photos

ellenanora5 · 10/07/2016 20:08

Eh.....what happened, is everyone ok....did you all survive the fallout

Arfarfanarf · 18/07/2016 22:23

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