Right, you sporners. Wait until you hear what you have done to my subconcious.

(4 Posts)
treaclesoda Sun 12-Jun-16 10:30:44

I have read too many threads here, against my better judgement. It is like when you have a sore tongue and you keep running it over the sharp edge of your tooth even though it hurts, but you can't stop yourself doing it.

So, the other night, I had a sporn dream. I dreamt that I was walking down the street and there was a man wearing shorts whose knees were all covered in huge yellow lumps. And he started walking towards me and they all burst and ran down his legs.

I can hardly close my eyes now without visualising it and it's all your fault, you, you sporners you! shock

Bet some of you would have loved that dream...grin

Itslikeyoureadmymind Mon 13-Jun-16 15:53:21

My oh had a dream that he had loads of blackheads and I was delighted. Which I would be.

I had a dream that I had a huge lump on my leg and when it burst loads of foam came out followed by one of those long planty vine thing.

It was brilliant.

Arfarfanarf Mon 13-Jun-16 15:56:42

Cor. Nice dreams. grin

One of us
One of us
One of us....
grin

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