...I did not take a video or photo, but I shall relay the tale.
DS is home for the weekend (23), he is especially hairy. This is an important point.
I'd just nodded off last night when my bedroom door flew open and a horrified looking DS was stood, dripping in blood from his arm and stark bollock naked. He explained he'd been in bed when he felt a lump on his inner thigh. As he gets a lot of infected hairs there he went to the bathroom to investigate and found a lump. Settling himself on the floor he squeezed....
The resulting fountain of blood covered his arm and shot some four feet across the bathroom coating the white gloss bathroom cupboard doors. At this point horrified child stopped squeezing but was more horrified to see fountain of blood still pumping, at which point he decided he was about to bleed to death and appeared by my bed.
After calming him down, reassuring him he wasn't about to die of blood loss, and more importantly handing him some underwear I had a look and oh was it a thing of beauty. In my sleepy haze I didn't think to photograph it, but it was indeed fountainous (a new word for sporner corner I think). Zero puss, but blood as black as night by the cup full and eventually a tiny hair popped out .
My bathroom meanwhile looked like a murder scene and took a fair bit of Barkeepers friend to clean it. I am now ruined to all other spots.
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I am sorry I have sinned....
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SistersOfPercy · 18/04/2016 21:04
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