I am sorry I have sinned....

(8 Posts)
SistersOfPercy Mon 18-Apr-16 21:04:03

...I did not take a video or photo, but I shall relay the tale.

DS is home for the weekend (23), he is especially hairy. This is an important point.

I'd just nodded off last night when my bedroom door flew open and a horrified looking DS was stood, dripping in blood from his arm and stark bollock naked. He explained he'd been in bed when he felt a lump on his inner thigh. As he gets a lot of infected hairs there he went to the bathroom to investigate and found a lump. Settling himself on the floor he squeezed....

The resulting fountain of blood covered his arm and shot some four feet across the bathroom coating the white gloss bathroom cupboard doors. At this point horrified child stopped squeezing but was more horrified to see fountain of blood still pumping, at which point he decided he was about to bleed to death and appeared by my bed.

After calming him down, reassuring him he wasn't about to die of blood loss, and more importantly handing him some underwear I had a look and oh was it a thing of beauty. In my sleepy haze I didn't think to photograph it, but it was indeed fountainous (a new word for sporner corner I think). Zero puss, but blood as black as night by the cup full and eventually a tiny hair popped out .

My bathroom meanwhile looked like a murder scene and took a fair bit of Barkeepers friend to clean it. I am now ruined to all other spots.

Buscake Mon 18-Apr-16 21:07:11

😝 sounds like a bugger to clean up but must have been very satisfying!

DoreenLethal Mon 18-Apr-16 21:08:33

Nice. smile

SistersOfPercy Mon 18-Apr-16 21:26:58

Secretly hoping it refills before his next visit grin

makeitpink Tue 19-Apr-16 07:00:53

Brilliant!!!! I have one on my upper thigh that just keeps oozing bloody pus. It's very satisfying!!

makeitpink Tue 19-Apr-16 07:02:10

Well actually I rescind that comment. It's satisfying to have something to have a little squeeze of when I fancy. But what I really want is a big pop and some gunk lol. Hope DS isn't permanently scarred by this trauma!!

Arfarfanarf Wed 20-Apr-16 17:45:31

Oh my god. That sounds amazing.
What kind of sporner are you to not instantly think PHOTO!!! grin

Ninjagogo Fri 22-Apr-16 21:57:56

Next time keep a camera/phone on your bedside table. shamelessly place marking in case you come back

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