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Sparkly Festive Namechange Thread

(50 Posts)
MariaNearlyChristmas Tue 17-Dec-13 10:26:32

<twirls>

Sneezecakesmum Tue 17-Dec-13 10:31:03

Maybe.... Sneezechristmascakesmum! Maybe not, rather long fgrin

kinkychristmas Tue 17-Dec-13 10:31:45

<also twirls>

TOWIEMrsFezziwig Tue 17-Dec-13 11:48:13

<twirls and dances a jig>

Santamerrygoround Tue 17-Dec-13 12:29:33

fgrin

StarlightMcKingsThree Tue 17-Dec-13 13:09:01

I already got mine - ner! smile

troutsprout Tue 17-Dec-13 14:11:22

I never changed back from last year
Troutsprout seems to suit me better

Ineedmoretinsel Tue 17-Dec-13 14:28:31

I will stop being bar humbug and join in as I am wearing my Christmas jumper today fgrin

ouryve Tue 17-Dec-13 14:30:37

Change? Name?

confused

Never. Bah humbug and all that.

Ineedmoretinsel Tue 17-Dec-13 15:03:40

fgrin @ ouryve

TOWIEMrsFezziwig Tue 17-Dec-13 15:07:16

Ouryve - you could be OurChristmasYve?

I'll get me coat <slinks off>...

ouryve Tue 17-Dec-13 16:08:25

Good job we're not in chat, TOWIE. You'd get one of my stares.

though I'll grudgingly admit that raised a little smile

claw2 Tue 17-Dec-13 17:48:52

Santaclaw2?

frizzcat Tue 17-Dec-13 19:10:30

So I've been rattling the two marbles around the bonce all day, but I can't think of anything witty for my Christmas name confused

signandsmile Tue 17-Dec-13 19:16:07

Freezecat? bucksfrizzcat? any good?

sign now starts to think for herself...hmm

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 10:24:01

YES! Bucksfrizzcat - how could I have not thought of that? Especially as I work so hard at my alcohol consumption - dont want to let the volumes slide too much wink

What about signandsleigh

StarlightMcKingsThree Wed 18-Dec-13 11:00:06

MulledWineAndSmile

StarlightMcKingsThree Wed 18-Dec-13 11:02:02

Though my favourite for me is GloriaTheHighlyFlavouredLady, but no-one ever gets it and plus they call me Gloria.

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 12:41:15

Santaandsmile snowandsmile Stockingandsmile

Frostyfrizzcat Frankincensefrizzcat

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 12:47:18

Love that hymn Star but now I have that song in my head "Gloria! Gloria!" Oh bloody hell it won't leave <hang on, I need to run headlong into a brick wall>

Oooh I like Frostyfrizzcat too, I'm torn <where's that wall>

StarlightMcKingsThree Wed 18-Dec-13 12:48:26

Crizzcat

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 12:54:07

Nope can't think anymore ....... "Gloria, Gloria"

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 12:54:42

Oh songs stuck in your head, has to be Carolingcat

Bluebirdonmyshoulder Wed 18-Dec-13 13:04:13

But what if someone steals your usual name whilst you've festively changed?!?!

Plus I can't think of anything!

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 13:11:07

Baubleonmyshoulder

Bluebirdonmyshoulder Wed 18-Dec-13 13:17:19

Ha ha, very good!

Will you be Santaclaws2?

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 13:18:14

This is all Stars fault, I can't help it, it has to be done, the brick wall has abandoned me ..... This is my only way out

Gloria!

Gloria, you're always on the run now.
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow.
I think you've got to slow down, before you start to blow it.
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it

You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
All the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
All the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon

And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
All the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

(Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria)
(Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) ...

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 13:21:30

I was Santaclaw2 last year, im trying to think of another, but its escaped me for now!

StarlightMcKingsThree Wed 18-Dec-13 13:21:48

BlueRobinOnMyShoulder.

btw, have you seen This *Bluebird*?

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 13:23:19

Bluebirdonmysnowman

StarlightMcKingsThree Wed 18-Dec-13 13:31:09

Ooh, I like that Claw

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 13:32:46

ClawsmasCarol2

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 13:36:27

I love it Frizz grin

Bluebirdonmyshoulder Wed 18-Dec-13 14:11:08

Thank you Star, that's brilliant! Have just ordered for bluechick!

Loving the names!

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 16:27:40

So every time I click to use a different nickname, it won't let me it's says I don't own that nickname.
It's enough to start an AIBU thread

PolterGoose Wed 18-Dec-13 19:14:36

Bluebird you get to keep all the names you ever use, no one can take your name smile

frizz are you on the desktop site? If it's not a name you've used before you need to change it in my mumsnet.

After feeling all wrong briefly not being Polter for the Doctor Who namechange, I think I'll stay as I am.

claw2 Wed 18-Dec-13 19:23:09

The goose in Polter has an element of Christmassy about it anyhow. I suppose you could be Poltergeesealaying?!

or if you insist on not name changing can I suggest PantomimePolter just so we can say 'oh no she didnt' smile

frizzcat Wed 18-Dec-13 22:59:53

On the iPhone Poltergoose I refuse to start up the beast or as dd calls it "the puter"

Bluerobinonmychristmastree Thu 19-Dec-13 09:39:57

Thanks Polter I didn't know that!

How about PolterTurkey? And should we all be 'gobbling' instead of 'honking' over Christmas? although geese are Christmassy too

claw2 Thu 19-Dec-13 09:59:18

I have a brain like a sieve, I am a little worried that if I change my name, I wont remember my name change when I try to log in!

ohdofeckorf Thu 19-Dec-13 10:18:57

Erm, any help with a festive name change for me??? I am lacking in Christmas spirit at the mo!

claw2 Thu 19-Dec-13 10:21:35

How about OhdoFa la la la la

Bluerobinonmychristmastree Thu 19-Dec-13 10:48:30

ohdodeckallthehallsandthenfeckorf

Tambaboy Thu 19-Dec-13 13:05:47

I'm thinking of Tambourineboy or Tambabaubles fgrin

Bluerobinonmychristmastree Thu 19-Dec-13 14:04:37

Or Tambamarysboychild

I'n getting into the spirit of this!

PolterTurkey Thu 19-Dec-13 16:17:49

<twirls>

TambaMelchior Thu 19-Dec-13 17:40:46

TambaMelchior it is, in reference to being brought up in a Catholic country and the Three Wise Men giving the presents away in Epiphany ( January 6th). I still haven't got used to the idea of presents on Christmas Day!!

I considered blueeyedsanta but I'd not reconginse myself ha.

2old2beamum Fri 20-Dec-13 15:26:40

fartballs trust me to lower the tone

zzzzz Fri 20-Dec-13 20:33:48

I like PolterTurkey and I am not good with name changes.

I can't namechange. I will get all discombobulated....and I can't remember my password. <pathetic>

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