Autistic honesty

[onlyjoking9329]

my son 7 yrs old and has autism,went to his only school mates house for tea been a few times but they are off to new zealand this week for a year, anyway DS was presented with his tea, which was one of his favs , chips and cheese and tomato pizza with no bits, and most importantly chips and pizza not touching on plate, he would not eat it and told his mates mum " yuck, you can't make me eat that, it's worse than school dinners" suppose its good that the mum used to be an LSA and didnt take it to heart.

[jakbrown]

HA! Bless

[coppertop]

Bless him!

Ds1 came out of school one afternoon and told me that his usual teacher was away.

Me: Oh. Did you have Mrs M instead? (usual replacement for Reception teacher)

Ds1: No. Had a different teacher.

Me: Who was she?

Ds1: She had really big hair and lots of spots!


Nothing like telling it how it is eh?

[mrsforgetful]

I was told by my youngest that i "laughed like a pig"

NICE!!!

p.s....i don't!!!!

[fio2]

but you must do mrsf

my ds who isnt auti ( i dont know ), told nursery the thomas jigsaw was crap, does that count?

[coppertop]

Sorry fio but LOL!

While changing ds2's nappy while ds1 was watching:

Me: Yes, ds2 has got a small bum.

Ds1: Yes and has got a small bum too.

(thinks carefully for a moment)

Ds1: And mummy's got an ENORMOUS bottom!

Sadly he was being very honest.

[mrsforgetful]

Alext often grabs my tummy and shouts into it
"BABY! BABY!"

BUT I AM NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!

[Chocol8]

They really are honest when it comes to body parts aren't they? My ds said to me when i'd come out of the shower that I was very spotty (I have a skin complaint), cheers darling!

MrsF - that's funny, my ds used to tell me I laugh like a chicken! (Never heard a chicken or a pig laugh!)